Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna kill every one of you white motherfuckers

You gotta know who she is.

Yes! Get the fuck outta here.

Yeah. But she lives in New York, that's the catch.

and my hands are disconnected to my body...

So, look, you wanna still make

We are the only black people in here.

Get the fuck away from me.

- This is great. - What?

Let's sit down.

- Are you being serious? - Forget my sister.

To the birthday boy.

You guys are in a movie.

I just wanna know how long it's gonna take.

So you think you could just

- Get it together. - Please, man.

God damn it. What type of light is this?

And her name is Maria

Don't look him in the eye.

These people don't know what they're talking about.

but this is fun.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

and maybe some bread.

Pressing the meat. Bare hand.

My family don't love me. My family stole my shit.

- Yeah, I am now. - Yeah, so you know

Believe in yourself.

Terry Crews was convinced. You saw the movie.

No, honestly, you do so much for me.

He's got my leg!

You better take your ass off. You better take off.

Um, do you know how long an interior detail takes?

I got it all mapped out, all right?

Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom?

Fuck that. No. We gotta take her car back now.

Stop the bus! Hey!

Good job, guys.

- to suck my dick to kill you. - Yeah.

Calm down, bruh.

Great seeing you, Chris.

Your heart is true

Does Trina got any mints in the car?

I look perfectly normal.

This is Bud right here.

The first time I saw that movie, right?

forget about Trina.

From high school. Biology class.

That's the best thing anybody's ever done for me.

And I was bummed out

Trina, is that you?

You said that it could work.

And Gideon is really, really good at jumping.

I think you look beautiful tonight.

You'll be in the bathroom for a while.

You was gonna let me kill this black man.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Please let me in. You have to let me in.

Okay. I'm gonna go for it!

I'll catch you in the wind, nigga.

You know what, man?

This is you and them.

that we always talked about.

It's a buddy film.

I mean, it's moving.

put it in the frying pan.

"I gotta take her car back. I gotta take her car back."

The next time you see these motherfuckers,

Hey, man, he got a concussion, man,

- I got $20. - $20?

Up in here, up in here

But it turns out that I do have a soul mate.

Okay. I hear you, right? And that sounds good.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Like, seriously?

Chill out. Chill out. Chill out.

I thought that was the urinal.

- I'm Kitty. - Kitty?

Some of these artists sell at auction

Hey, has anybody here been to New York City?

For the first time in my life, let me apologize.

this lady right here. That could be a brother.

I told you that's them.

Well, guess what.

Here, let's just get outta here.

All right, whatever you say, man. I'm down.

Real friends wouldn't do shit like this.

Yeah, I'm boiling.

I'm gonna get a selfie with the gorilla.

Y'all see that car right there?

Your breath is so bad,

Yeah, a new day.

Let's Lady and the Trampit.

I saw a girl today

And I think I figured out a way

I need you to get the fuck outta here!

I can't believe this, man. This is great.

Excuse me, sir.

I don't care where you piss,

I get it, brother. I've been in a bad place before.

We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America, dude.

Oh, I'm late for work! Shit, shit.

You see any guards out here or anything?

There it is right there.

I didn't think you would. You know what I mean?

That's why I don't know if it's her for sure.

I guess he don't understand.

Hey, White Chicks.