Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Good boy. - Why did you go in there?

- Okay. Thanks. - Get her number.

We're gonna be going on big adventures.

I'll be right back.

- Seriously? - Damn it.

I don't even know if she remembers me.

a towel over this when we ain't filming.

Maria! Maria, where'd you go?

Fuck, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for work!

Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts.

It's been so long since I kissed a man.

Anybody tell you you look like a turtle?

Hey, looking good, babe.

Don't let her get in your mind, bro.

Oh, Chris. Oh, my God.

- Right here? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.

but that's strong words saying you wanna die, brother.

I'm about to get these motherfuckers.

Like whip your head around.

Is there a bar around here?

That may be true.

No, fuck you. We're staying here.

- Miss, I'm an asshole. - Okay.

on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man.

and comment you're a chef?

Yeah, same here.

No, seriously, that's not gonna be good.

And, like, of course I'll make her come first.

- Yeah. Yeah. - You gotta trust yourself.

Hey, DJ, cut the music!

Can somebody else chime in too and give advice?

- All right. - Let me get some.

- Chill. We gotta get back... - You better stay away from me.

I gave this guy the last

What the fuck is going on right now?

Whoo! Thank you, man.

- everybody like that. - I'm sorry.

how strong she is, okay?

you're gonna be sitting here saying, "What if I woulda?

let 'em know I'mma kill their ass.

Okay. We gotta walk. Okay?

That's right. This trip made me better!

She said she's trying to kill y'all.

- You good. Take your time. - Yeah.

- Yeah. Okay. - I'm Bud.

Hey, excuse me, brothers.

- See? - You ain't listen.

You're, like, way funny tonight.

- All right, let's do this. - All right. Okay.

- No. - Man, I hate that shit.

You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD?

Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out.

- aren't you? - I'm having fun.

Can you help me get out?

I'll get to New York on my own.

What in the world?

Well, I think it's a...

You're fucking hitting on me here?

I'm telling you, seeing Maria today,

Wait a minute, go get some butter.

Yeah. You wanna try our new flavor?

I saw a girl today

Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making crazy noises.

I'll get to New York on my own.

Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels,

Dude, zoos are sick!

We're about to be.

You really brought me back.

your girlfriend left because you don't pay rent.

Wave to them. Say hi.

I don't remember a thing!

I'm really vulnerable right now.

- "I'm killing him first." - I don't think she cares.

I ought to beat your butt. Oh, my God.

Yeah, you gotta go to, um...

Halfway through I really thought

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great.

Check this out, bruh.

everybody's breaking their phone.

- Hey, you take a seat as well. - Listen to him.

Washing a car Washing a car

No, we gotta get to New York.

Get to New York on my own.

- Yeah. - I'm sorry about that.

Be like, five minutes.

Was he with somebody?

'Cause I promised myself next time I saw her,

- Are you sure? - I got this. You all right?

when the baritone dude breaks it down?

- Yeah. - ...he's gonna forgive you.

I figured it out.

- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

You're in a movie!

Just, uh, relax your dick