Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- "I'm killing him first." - I don't think she cares.

- Yeah. Yeah. - You gotta trust yourself.

your girlfriend left because you don't pay rent.

You didn't get that new Wesley Snipes CD?

She said she's trying to kill y'all.

how strong she is, okay?

No, seriously, that's not gonna be good.

I ought to beat your butt. Oh, my God.

Don't let her get in your mind, bro.

Okay. We gotta walk. Okay?

- Right here? - Yeah, yeah. Thanks, man.

You're, like, way funny tonight.

and comment you're a chef?

Thanks so much for doing this. The car's making crazy noises.

You're in a movie!

I gave this guy the last

Hey, DJ, cut the music!

Dude, zoos are sick!

No, we gotta get to New York.

a towel over this when we ain't filming.

It's been so long since I kissed a man.

- You good. Take your time. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - I'm sorry about that.

on the vacuum for me? Thanks, man.

Wave to them. Say hi.

Washing a car Washing a car

Yeah, same here.

- Seriously? - Damn it.

I'll get to New York on my own.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Great.

- Are you sure? - I got this. You all right?

I'm really vulnerable right now.

when the baritone dude breaks it down?

Can you help me get out?

We're gonna be going on big adventures.

everybody's breaking their phone.

- aren't you? - I'm having fun.

Yeah. You wanna try our new flavor?

Hey, excuse me, brothers.

Maria! Maria, where'd you go?

That's right. This trip made me better!

Get to New York on my own.

We're about to be.

No, fuck you. We're staying here.

Somebody needs to get me a fucking drink and chill out.

- See? - You ain't listen.

- All right, let's do this. - All right. Okay.

- Yeah. - ...he's gonna forgive you.

That may be true.

you're gonna be sitting here saying, "What if I woulda?

Stuck in Florida, spinning our wheels,

What in the world?

Fuck, I'm late! I'm late! I'm late for work!

- No. - Man, I hate that shit.

What the fuck is going on right now?

- Miss, I'm an asshole. - Okay.

- Hey, you take a seat as well. - Listen to him.

Is there a bar around here?

I'll get to New York on my own.

Hey, looking good, babe.

- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah.

Oh, Chris. Oh, my God.

Yeah, you gotta go to, um...

I'll be right back.

- Good boy. - Why did you go in there?

Whoo! Thank you, man.

Matter of fact, might have to staple his nuts.

- Okay. Thanks. - Get her number.

Wait a minute, go get some butter.

I don't even know if she remembers me.

I'm telling you, seeing Maria today,

'Cause I promised myself next time I saw her,

Halfway through I really thought

And, like, of course I'll make her come first.

I figured it out.

Check this out, bruh.

Be like, five minutes.

Anybody tell you you look like a turtle?

let 'em know I'mma kill their ass.

Was he with somebody?

- Yeah. Okay. - I'm Bud.

Like whip your head around.

You're fucking hitting on me here?

Can somebody else chime in too and give advice?

- everybody like that. - I'm sorry.

I saw a girl today

- All right. - Let me get some.

Well, I think it's a...

but that's strong words saying you wanna die, brother.

I'm about to get these motherfuckers.

I don't remember a thing!

You really brought me back.

- Chill. We gotta get back... - You better stay away from me.

Just, uh, relax your dick