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they were white women.
I went on Google Maps yesterday.
What I told you? Did I not tell you?
How'd you guys do that? What the fuck did you guys do?
You better scale your ass back up that wall!
Whoo! I'm free!
I realize in hindsight this was all a little crazy.
I'm washing cars
Very good. Good work.
No!
Y'all need to talk this shit out, man.
Come on.
Zoo life, baby!
And her name is Maria
Do you know where the galleries are?
What? Get off me.
Let me buy you a round.
Concrete jungle Texas albino
Stop the fucking bus!
You gotta go to the Zone Four Precinct.
a relic.
I gotta make a call real quick.
- Dead man. - Help! Help!
And her name is Maria
Dear Jesus who art in Heaven,
Get the fuck out.
You gotta fake it till you make it, right?
I mean, I'm sick of this
Go! Before I hit...
I'm stuck up here. I'm stuck.
Push them together. Push together.
Easy now, killer.
No. No, listen. That don't even matter right now,
See ya.
Do you have a wristband?
- Okay. Oh. - Huh?
We're doing some free sampling.
c c
All right.
Three...
fuck his face while you're making eye contact.
- I got a wet rag. - Yeah, give him some water.
- Wait, wait. Keith! - Okay, thank you.
Think about us.
No, no, no.
She's a real killer?
- I'm done. You bitch. - I am done with you.
And I want to start a new life with you.
Oh, my God. I still don't see it.
Please. I'm stuck under here.
- Where'd you get that picture? - This is you!
I'm trying to get her to be my girlfriend.
I need to talk to my best friend.
Let's bring it in, brother. Thank you.
He's got a knife.
- Okay. Awesome. - Okay.
Look at you.
- Yeah. - Sorry.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Great job! - Thank you. Thank you.
The one that got away
Dude.
It don't matter whose fault it is.
Yeah, exactly. Walk away.
Okay, come on in.
This is my party. All right, come on, bitches.
and I'm done with it.
Let's go. Take this bus to New York!
You know something?
And if he's really your friend,
Man, you know, I say...
Run. Let's run. Let's run. Let's just go. Let's just go.
I felt something special.
or I don't have your name.
Hey, he all right?
I hope I get to Maria
I'm sorry, I know you're working.
Did anybody here see
I'll shower and play pool with you if you want.
Go that way?
Oh, help! Help! Help!
I would have suggested not to do that.
- Back in there. - Jesus!
He saw a girl today
Gg
- What wars? - Yeah.
I was ready to eat.
I drank a little bit too much.
First night of the road trip.
- Chris. - Huh?
- Yo. - What time is it?
They were here somewhere. Did you see anybody?
Meow-meow. - To Kitty. Meow-meow.
It fucking worked.
Hell, no. We're not taking Trina's car.
- what I'm going through. - Okay, but listen.
Pull your pants up, buddy.
She doesn't have a regular girl hand.
If you was from the street, you wouldn't be doing that.
Listen to me, we are so close.
light color.
What the hell, dude?
Get his money. Get his money. Get his money.
What are you doing, man?
You've talked to me for five minutes
Would you put the lock on or something?
Get those clothes off and get the fuck outta here.
Please stop. Please stop.
that I have to get back for.
I haven't seen her in forever, man. I'm like...
What were you thinking?
She got marks on her face. She got teardrops on her face.
Cheers. Ding.
Uh... I'm going to yoga and golf later.
Lord, help us, please. Jesus, help us.
He's saying stop the bus. Stop the bus.
Right out on that dance floor.
- No, ma'am. - This is my car right here.
Where is these dudes at?
Okay. Okay.
- Fucking kick you in the face. - Chill out, man. Hey.