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Bud, I owe you, man.
Now you say all the nice stuff,
Y'all just standing there like...
Chris, come on!
It's been so long since a man looked me in my eyes.
We're making great time.
Oh, jeez. Oh, it's starting.
That's crazy.
Bud? Oh.
I can't stand under him.
That's what I'm talking about.
Bud Malone just picked that up.
I told you this was gonna happen.
God damn it.
I'm a little bit in a rush.
You guys are in a movie.
- Do we? Yeah. - Yeah.
and we fall in love...
New York City, here we come, baby!
for as long as you have...
Look, man, you don't realize
for millions of dollars,
There's somebody that loves you.
I'm done with you, man. Look at that shit.
Oh, my God!
bullshit job after bullshit job.
I'm a plumber.
Okay.
Let's get some shots, huh?
What time is it?
She's supposed to be in jail.
Excuse me. Y'all been out here eating donuts and stuff.
- Thanks, man. - Of course.
I can't let you guys go any further.
Mark my words, by this time next year,
You gotta to the, uh, Zone Four Precinct.
- No! He didn't do anything. - What is happening?
- Where? - Where?
- 0-5-7... - What up, bro?
Hey, hey. Hey, man.
and just apologize like that and I just forgive you
Snowball fight.
New York?
Oh, so this is still on the first meeting?
but I'm on my way to the airport right now.
- No, he didn't. - Yeah.
Yeah. For some reason
Dude, she's got a ton of mints in here.
That's what I am. I'm lower than that.
I think they said, uh, New York.
Hey. No, don't.
What do you have going here?
- Stop that! - Oh, my God!
What up... What up, Trina? What's up?
Yes! Yes!
Lord, help us. Help us right now.
What happened?
Do you know what you're going to say
They should've probably put, like,
That's why I got quiet.
I miss him.
Go, go, go. He's looking for you.
- All right. Yeah. - I'm shaking. Yeah, dude.
Just come this way! Ow! Ow!
What?
Thank you for helping me escape!
How do we get outta this?
Wait, wait, wait.
Case in point.
and we make love and have sex with her without a condom.
I feel good. It's a new day, right?
But how we gonna get there? We don't have a car.
I went through hell and high water to get here.
Bud, is that you?
Felt good to be out. I needed it.
Get it together.
Hello? Where's the shut-off? God!
- Get the fuck out! - Shit. All right.
Help! Help us!
This is our second group show.
that was a positive omen, man.
It's gonna be the quickest way to get to New York City...
There you go. Claim it.
Y'all okay?
I'm living my best motherfucking life.
That's my sister's car, man.
I think we got time, right?
Lord have mercy.
Just trying to hustle, do my thing, you know.
What the fuck?
This is the first one that I wanted to show because it's
No, no, no. Oh, my God! Turn it off.
- We'll figure it out later. - God damn it!
"And I'mma take you outta this hellscape
I swallowed some of it.
You mind if I, uh, ask you for advice?
And she was, like, "Oh, well, good news.
You thought that was gonna work?
This my brother Bud and his friend Chris.
- He's not okay if he's puking. - I'm fine.
This is my car.
Don't, baby. Please.
We're going back to Florida, all right?
- Go! - You turned on us.
I didn't do anything to anybody.
you know, jizz whenever I want to.
who I just ran into at the car wash.
Uh-uh! Don't tear up in here, now.
has been the adventure of a lifetime.
because I thought we were soul mates.
Yo!
Hey. You know where to get a...
You feel like everybody's lying to ya.
- Hell yeah! - Oh, my God!
I've told you that a million times.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Just like fucking that.
The fuck?