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- Go! - You turned on us.
- Thanks, man. - Of course.
But how we gonna get there? We don't have a car.
Uh-uh! Don't tear up in here, now.
I'm a plumber.
What time is it?
who I just ran into at the car wash.
and we make love and have sex with her without a condom.
for millions of dollars,
Look, man, you don't realize
- Stop that! - Oh, my God!
You mind if I, uh, ask you for advice?
bullshit job after bullshit job.
Just like fucking that.
I miss him.
Bud Malone just picked that up.
I didn't do anything to anybody.
- We'll figure it out later. - God damn it!
That's my sister's car, man.
Snowball fight.
The fuck?
What do you have going here?
New York?
Hey. No, don't.
She's supposed to be in jail.
Okay.
And she was, like, "Oh, well, good news.
Bud, I owe you, man.
God damn it.
Y'all okay?
Now you say all the nice stuff,
Oh, my God!
Y'all just standing there like...
This is my car.
I told you this was gonna happen.
Lord have mercy.
Just come this way! Ow! Ow!
You thought that was gonna work?
I swallowed some of it.
It's been so long since a man looked me in my eyes.
I can't let you guys go any further.
How do we get outta this?
Oh, jeez. Oh, it's starting.
I think we got time, right?
that was a positive omen, man.
I feel good. It's a new day, right?
There you go. Claim it.
you know, jizz whenever I want to.
I think they said, uh, New York.
Hello? Where's the shut-off? God!
Thank you for helping me escape!
- Get the fuck out! - Shit. All right.
- No! He didn't do anything. - What is happening?
That's what I am. I'm lower than that.
What?
I can't stand under him.
Go, go, go. He's looking for you.
Dude, she's got a ton of mints in here.
They should've probably put, like,
That's what I'm talking about.
Yo!
- 0-5-7... - What up, bro?
for as long as you have...
has been the adventure of a lifetime.
This my brother Bud and his friend Chris.
Oh, so this is still on the first meeting?
and just apologize like that and I just forgive you
You gotta to the, uh, Zone Four Precinct.
and we fall in love...
Do you know what you're going to say
Lord, help us. Help us right now.
Just trying to hustle, do my thing, you know.
You guys are in a movie.
- All right. Yeah. - I'm shaking. Yeah, dude.
Let's get some shots, huh?
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Excuse me. Y'all been out here eating donuts and stuff.
Yes! Yes!
Hey. You know where to get a...
- No, he didn't. - Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's somebody that loves you.
- He's not okay if he's puking. - I'm fine.
That's crazy.
Mark my words, by this time next year,
Help! Help us!
but I'm on my way to the airport right now.
I went through hell and high water to get here.
"And I'mma take you outta this hellscape
Felt good to be out. I needed it.
No, no, no. Oh, my God! Turn it off.
Bud, is that you?
This is our second group show.
I'm a little bit in a rush.
Case in point.
- Hell yeah! - Oh, my God!
Yeah. For some reason
Chris, come on!
I'm living my best motherfucking life.
Bud? Oh.
- Where? - Where?
Don't, baby. Please.
You feel like everybody's lying to ya.
- Do we? Yeah. - Yeah.
What happened?
New York City, here we come, baby!
What the fuck?
We're making great time.
I'm done with you, man. Look at that shit.
because I thought we were soul mates.
That's why I got quiet.
I've told you that a million times.
This is the first one that I wanted to show because it's
We're going back to Florida, all right?
Hey, hey. Hey, man.
Get it together.
It's gonna be the quickest way to get to New York City...
What up... What up, Trina? What's up?