Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was gonna ask her out.

Look, there's a golfer over there.

You gonna die today.

- Okay. - What the... No!

Did he just drink outta that thing?

Shit. Shit, shit, shit.

That nigga ain't worth it.

to be on house arrest?

I saw a girl, no way

I said get the fuck off the stage!

Germs actually help your immune system.

I'm at work and it gets crazy at work sometimes.

Hey, I'm from where you from. I'm from where you from.

I'm telling you,

- Crazy ass. - What the fuck are you doing?

Wait, wait, wait.

Their name was on the card, so...

It don't even matter. I just wanna...

- Yes, I would. - Would you really?

and if you guys have been friends

Come back here.

All you do is think about yourself, man.

Man, I'm gonna get my car, and I'm gonna go to Mexico

Maria just invited me from Florida.

Quick question, 'cause you keep saying "at first."

All right, start revving it.

Hey, he's blind. He's blind.

She's a VIP, but we're in line and we gotta get waited on.

- Yes. - And he's like, "Damn, girl.

I'm so sick of you with your stupid threats.

You know I love zoos.

Don't fuck with me, man.

Traveled down the road

- Oh, shit. - Give me your jacket.

So let's get away, y'all,

Yeah. It's me, friend.

I wanted to take a picture.

Chris. Chris, hey. Chris, calm down. Calm down.

Sir! Sir, you can't be in there.

Somebody! Help! Oh, my God. Somebody!

What? What the fuck did you just say to me?

Make sure it reads as face-fucking.

I had no idea y'all was shooting a movie.

- Yeah. - You know, everybody has.

this trip to New York, I'm down.

Well, tell me where my brother is!

Spinning my wheels, I haven't done shit

Get your ass over here.

- Fuck. Crazy bitch. - That is hot.

- I'm a plumber. - What time is it?

She seemed angry?

She's really sweet.

- The gate's open. - Why don't you close that?

What's wrong with him?

Everybody got a friend named Bud nowadays.

I'm freaking out.

Here you go. Bud Malone.

- You okay? - No, man.

bang on the windows, jump on here,

but I would do it a million times over

digging in the car like that, okay?

Yes! Thank you, man.

Mmm-hmm. Exactly.

The least you could do is just... "Hey, how you doing?

So I'm just gonna speak from the heart.

- What the hell? - What?

just to be able to tell you...

Chill out. Hey, you take a seat, man.

Can I get your number to have somebody call you?

They're not helping at all.

Fuckin' crybaby-ass bitch.

- I know. - That ain't right.

Oh, really? Oh, thanks, man.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

I thought you were Bud. With the glasses.

I like to drink Pepto-Bismol

I hope Bud has an amazing time on this road trip.

Pink Crown Vic. Crown Victoria.

Is there any way you could possibly fix it?

This is such a nice surprise.

How's it feel so far being a white man?

Will you relax?

What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down.

You've bullied me, you've picked on me,

- Y'all seen this car today? - No.

Oh, I'm actually, um, a curator at an art gallery.

I don't even know what that smells like but...

Do me a favor, everybody,

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh! What the fuck?

You know if Dow Jones is here?

and she's gonna fall in love with you, brother.

And I was wondering. I was like, "She's strong."

- There you go. There you go. - It fixes everything.

Just for once, in your whole life,

- I'm sorry about that. - No, no. That's okay.

didn't nobody stop me from shit.

Somebody, help us!

I haven't seen you in forever.

Butter me out of this thing.

- I don't need a wristband. - You do.

Get her number. Get her number.

No. Trina is not right, dog.

- You know what I mean? - Yeah, you stood up to me.

What's up, bro?

Feet down, man.

All right, Eric, let's set test the rig.

I cannot get fired.

And the safe word is "popcorn", right?