Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Basically. - Say "yes" to it.

Yes. Say "yes" to it.

Where do you wanna sit at?

Right now you're acting like a danger

- Uh... Uh... - Sit down. Sit down.

Do you have a water bottle? Or a cup?

Because I don't wanna smell your piss.

Allow me. Ladies first.

You're touchin' all these different things,

We're going to New York!

I just wanna die.

Y'all gonna Make me lose my mind

- They went that way. - That way.

I mean, you know that's not right.

But I haven't seen her in forever.

Shit, shit, shit.

to yourself and to others.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know what to do!

- Who are you? - What the fuck?

Yeah. That's what I was saying to him before.

- No. - That's a stolen car.

I mean, there's a lot of cars that say that.

Here we go Stupid stupid stupid stupid

Where you running to? Where you running to, hoe?

- Would you? Really? - Yes. Why wouldn't I?

It's hard to stand up to her. She's a bully.

- Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. - Piece of shit!

So? You a police.

Have a good day.

Thank you. Thank you, folks.

- Looks like one, two... - Pick up your pennies.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

I feel like you are a motherfucking liar!

Sorry, man. Shit.

Can we pray for him?

You wanted to take a picture of the gorilla?

Fat-ass booties.

- Fuck. - What happened?

boring-ass ballroom dancing bullshit.

Hey, hold that for me.

You know what I'm saying?

Put some of this in there.

- Shit! Shit! - Stay calm. Stay calm.

I really gotta pee.

Fuck you think you talking to, huh?

Let me buy you a round of some shots.

She's a VIP customer.

Thank you, cowboy man.

Quickly, get away. Get away, bro.

I was thinking somebody was coming after him,

Somebody just turn it off. Turn it off. Turn it off!

- It's all over me. - Oh, my God. What the fuck?

Yeah, that's my Bad Bitch right there.

Because you're taking pictures with these niggas!

A champagne toast to my best friend, Bud.

I'm talking road trip to the NYC!

I'll go to Vietnam or whatever

- I'm from these streets! - It ain't worth it, baby.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Thank you.

- You're an angel. - I didn't know what to do.

Okay. I'm serious about calling this guy an ambulance.

Shit, shit, shit.

Birmingham. Whoa, okay.

I saw a girl, no way

You know what race I see? The American race.

What are you doing in there?

- Do you guys wanna hit this? - I do not. Thank you.

Y'all don't care about shit like that.

You're an idiot, man.

Good night, Bud.

if you're gonna use your hand?

My God, he's not going to fucking help us.

We're the only black guys in here.

- No, you weren't. - Damn it.

Guys, this is Jesse. Everybody can say hi to Jesse.

You gotta stand up to her, man.

Give him some room. Give him some room.

This dude don't look familiar to you at all?

We should probably get some rest or wash up.

Yo, that shit was disgusting, but we got it all on camera.

Oh, my God. Fuck.

We just gotta have fun.

- Hey, excuse me, sir. - Oh, God.

Well, let's get, like, three of those,

I'm sorry I destroyed your sister's car.

I'm late for work. My bad.

I think we got off on the wrong foot.

Luckily, we're not as busy...

You better pray for this nigga,

Chocolate glazed for you?

Hey, did you see these dudes? Did they come up in here?

I get everything together, right?

- Dude, let go of my... - Stop pulling my dick!

That was the craziest shit ever.

- Huh? - I swear to God,

and our large primate area.

You gave 'em my car, now they got to die.

You're a pal and a confidant

Keith. Nice to meet you, Keith.

If y'all see these niggas right here, they stole my car.

I'd like to make a toast

Someone just picked that up.

I wanna thank you for bringing me on this trip.

- and talk about it. - I'm done.

Okay, I got this. Thank you, Bud.

- Excuse me, miss. - Yes?

We're going back to Florida right now!

Yeah, motherfuckers! Try to find me now.

That's ridiculous. Okay, watch this.

But why would you put a spoon in there

- That's it? - That's it.

You cannot mess up my sister's car, man.

Oh, sometimes I forget.

They ain't trying to holla at me.

Oh, shit! Shit, shit, shit! What the fuck?

We got four whole days till Maria's art opening.

I saw a girl today

- for a second? Sorry. - Yeah.

And said, "Hey, Chris, I haven't seen you in ages.

It'll be like our good luck charm on the road.

- Do you understand? - Okay, but chill out.