Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She'll never know. What's she gonna do?

Give me one more shot.

- Mix it up. - I'll see you later.

Like, it doesn't even go to that. Like...

- Oh, wow. - That's what I'm saying.

Talk to your buddy and apologize to him,

that's my crush from high school.

with a little bit of Hennessy in it.

- You gotta go. - I should go. Thank you.

This is a celebration of you and your life.

Couldn't ask for a better partner on the road.

Hey, hey, hey. Look, don't be going around

Walk together. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

They got all different types of... Fuck!

You've got the coolest beard I've ever seen in my life.

Please. We got stuck in this thing.

Does anybody got any ice?

- I think. So far, so good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bust outta jail?

- I got this. I got this, baby. - Oh, that's your girl?

No, no, no way! No, no, no!

I'm coming to fuck y'all up.

You destroyed my car, now I'm gonna destroy you.

Think white thoughts.

I'll see you after work.

- Where you from, man? - Birmingham, Alabama.

Ah, this is it.

- Stay! Bud, man, please. - Man, fuck you, man.

- Right here or... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is not good.

Hi. How can I help you?

I really appreciate you. You got a baby mama?

Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I was kinda out of it, man.

You like hitting on women at farmers markets?

Oh, I gotta get the fuck outta here.

- No. Take a walk, sir. - Please let me in, sir.

Shots on him. Now, I don't know your name.

- I ain't got no goddamn kids. - Help!

Can my friend try something on you real quick?

- Hey, brother. - What?

I don’t wanna be a woman I don’t wanna be a man

- You think so? - Yeah.

You're the one paying to store her car.

I once seen her fry some fish with her bare hand.

I'm in total shock.

Don't play with me, motherfucker.

We got in a huge falling out kind of fight.

I wanna make her come first,

Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn. Popcorn.

- What's wrong with you? - Piece of shit!

so we're very excited to have their work here today.

Chill out. Chill out, man. Chill out, bro.

- Are you okay? - Get him out there.

I'm gonna think white thoughts.

That's a colorful car.

Yeah, there's probably so many other guys that wanna...

Okay, there's no way White Chickswould work

Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait!

I'm out of here, I fucking quit

to tell her how I feel.

I'm sorry about that. Sorry. Are you okay?

It's a Chinese finger trap.

What'd she look like?

You got a family that loves you, though.

- What did you do? - I just pressed "on".

this particular collection of artists.

Can you just hit that "on" switch

I just saw this girl snatch a door off a cop car.

Can't keep wearing these big-ass jeans no more.

It's really hard to concentrate on food

We're not cowboys.

You just gotta get it together, man.

- How you doing? - Hi. How are you?

Here, you want money or something? Like...

up here to see our wolves

Set it there till it was done.

I thought you were my friend, Bud.

No, I'm not touching that shit. Get away from it, bro.

He's got to feel like an idiot, doesn't he?

Why? 'Cause she's accepted or what?

Man, get your hands off my dick.

But that's only because

This dude right here, Chris,

He saw a girl today

I don't know you, but I love you, man.

Um, thank you guys so much for coming today.

I was penetrated by a gorilla.

It's do or die!

- Okay, okay, okay. - Get the fuck outta here.

- Question. I have a question. - Yeah, go.

Look, you gotta trust yourself, okay, man?

Come back here. Here.

- You are done. Let's go. - I'm done!

- Sorry. - Chris Carey.

I saw a girl today

Let's sit down. Let's sit down.

I'm going to New York.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And I salute your shorts.

So this is Gideon,

Boy, if you gonna have a mint, I want a mint.

Here we go Stupid stupid stupid stupid

Why would you ask somebody that?