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and I'll just get shot by everybody.
That's unacceptable.
I've been waiting, since I was a kid
Come on!
Oh, my God.
Yes! Thank you!
Give me this.
- That's Maria Li. - For real?
- We're so close to New York. - Get in the car.
Yeah, we're driving to New York.
I think we gotta go in the hole.
Cheers. Pick it up. Cheers.
Very angry.
And change your voice a bit if you can.
We're gonna take the I-95, right?
Yeah. God! Dude.
- This is so great. - This is great.
That's not the way you do it.
Me and my friend wanna party tonight.
Bud. I've never been out like this before,
Happy birthday to you
Did you see someone out here? I need to know that.
Don't let her leave. Don't let her leave.
No. I'm married.
- No. - No?
for the rest of your life,
What the fuck you did?
They got scissors.
You heard me.
Thanks, man. Holy fuck. Why, why, why?
Keep your mouth shut.
I don't really know...
- Um, I'm not sure. - Psst! Psst!
Let's steal that goddamn car and go to New York
- Really? - Yeah, it's good.
Good.
y'all weren't even trying to help or nothing.
What the fuck are you talking about?
- Fuck these niggas up! - Fuck them niggas up!
You are so good.
We don't really know each other.
Come on. It'll melt her heart.
She's left, dude?
Oh, my God!
Born and raised.
You was doing a good job.
There's a camera right there.
...four.
This is the place the cowboy was talking about.
You my lookout. I never forget a face.
I saw a girl, no way
Hey, man, you're a hero.
- This makes me happy, man. - You're having fun,
You just keep all that art to yourself.
That's them. That's them.
Dude, trust me. It's gonna rock. Whoo!
Take care, brother.
I understand you're going through a hard time right now,
Dude, I don't know where they're at.
Maria, when you walked into my work the other day...
Ooh.
- that's the thing. - No?
Yeah. If you wanna turn it around, I'll hold it for you.
How the fuck did she get outta jail, man?
Good, good, good.
He can tell you all about his experience.
Trina, you heard me. I said put him down!
Oh, shit. Let me get the fuck outta here.
Hello?
Hey, Adam, wave to the people, Adam.
- This is a good idea. - Yeah, man.
Hey, dude, what the fuck just happened?
Hey!
Let's go to the dream place.
Are you a white chick?
Well, they're all here. They love donuts.
Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry, man.
Choo-choo!
- Yeah. Okay. Great. - Thank you for this.
- No. I'mma drop his ass. - Help me.
My best friend, Bud.
It'd look frightening.
I don't wanna see him die.
- Stay calm. - Shit!
Excuse me, do you know where Maria's gallery is?
We're going to New York. Yes! Yes!
What'd he look like?
Oh. Uh...
Holy shit!
- Look at it! - Yeah, you do need
That was my high school crush.
because I'm about to drop his ass.
- Right? - Yes.
It's time I do something nice for you.
You lying, skinny hoe!
chase a bus down,
Damn it.
Please, please.
I know you got more than that.
He's just so wound up.
and then you're gonna put your hand in there
Yo, man! I promise you!
Oh, you know what? The bus is leaving soon.
- No, you're not listening. - We are staying here.
And I'm gonna go see Megyn Kelly,
- What? - I know you got some more.
Where's the shut-off?
This is amazing, man. I owe you my life, dude.
That's the beard you got. You look amazing.
Like, you're just like, "Who's next."
- Cool. - Great.
Now go ahead on from over here.
- Are you fucking crazy? - Wait, wait, wait.
I...
I'm just a typical white chick.
I'm gonna get fired again.
And I knew right then and there
All right. Whoo!
- Thank you. - I forgive you.
- do shit yourself. - Uh-uh. You better not!
And you're the best friend a guy could ask for.
No, you know where my car at, Craig.
to finally make your dreams come true.
It was hard for me to grow you.
No, no, no. You're touchin' the counters.
This ain't you, man?
I hope you motherfuckers ready.
- We're going back to Florida. - We're going to New York.
What do you want a shot of?