Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where the fuck is Bud?

Come on! New York, man. Pizza.

Cheers. Thank you.

It is kinda fucked up. You need to look at that shit.

Okay, cool. I'm almost done. I just gotta do the interior.

- Maria. Sorry. - Oh, my God.

Mmm-hmm. So I'm just gonna go up to her and say, like...

You think you gonna fuck me up?

Damn. What the fuck?

You need to cut that fucker in the middle.

Yeah, that's fair.

Just cut in front of these people.

All right, bro. I'll talk to you soon.

How about this?

Bud Malone ain't scared of shit no more!

Uh... Maria, I, um...

And her name is Maria

You don't know what I've just been through to get here.

Can you put this on your finger?

Can I borrow water? Can I?

I need my clothes. I'm late for work.

Right now, we'd like to take you guys

Oh, fuck, I got a headache, man.

Come back here.

- No, no, no. - That's for you.

So you doing it yourself right now?

What did you think was up with the vacuum?

I'mma kill these niggas.

No. How am I gonna help her?

My dream finally came true.

If somebody attacks me?

What the fuck y'all looking at?

That say "Bad Bitch" on the back?

- Go. - Thank you so, so much.

Oh, my God. He fell down, he fell down.

Oh, it's cooler than a motherfucker

- I'm Chris, by the way. - Keith.

We just wanna let you know there's an artist

You just missed her.

I don't know them.

You know what I mean? I'mma dress better.

Look at our lives, man.

You know my sister.

I just got my lips done.

and you'll be fine.

Hold that for me.

Oh, here it is.

My grandma gave me that car for my 16th birthday.

The car is fine. Your sister's in prison.

I got, you know, my best friend is here.

- Let's go. Let's go. - I'm done.

"at the mall since high school."

Please. Talk her outta killing me.

Oh, my God. Oh!

We really wanna hear what you guys think about

You ain't never gonna get out this town.

This looks awesome.

Thank you for being a friend

Man, I just wanted to thank you.

You have to take the car back.

He, like, this tall, real dark.

I'm a Florida guy.

Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it.

Fucking asshole.

Yeah. What am I doing here?

I know you got children. You got family that love you.

I saw a girl today

I don't have a wristband on you,

- Bacon? Sure. - Great.

And her name is Maria

Get away from it! Get away, bro.

- Get your ass from by me now. - Wait, wait, wait.

I mean, he probably is, man.

I have no idea who that is.

you gonna be yourself,

Here's to you, Bud Malone.

Run away, please. Get away from me

- You guys stole my Bad Bitch. - Hey, Trina.

- Wait, what? - Yeah.

Look at this place, man. Fuck yes!

Turn it off! What the fuck?

- $2.05 I had. - No.

Gonna fuck you up, you dumb bitch.

- Look at this. - That's just $3.

Okay. Right on. Cool.

I don't need him. I don't need anybody.

Wait, chill! Would you?

I got to walk right in this motherfucker,

That's my favorite movie right there, man.

Shit. No, shit.

The hell? Y'all gonna say I'm lying?

Get the fuck out. I'm gonna play golf.

- Hi, sorry. Hi. - I'm sorry, guys.

No! I'm gonna let your bitch-ass go.

- No. - They stole my car.

Damn it. I left Maria's business card in the car.