Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's not your girlfriend yet?
First of all, ain't you supposed
- Hey, girl! - Thank you.
No spatula. Hand.
That is...
- I have no idea. - Maria Li.
Listen, is it okay if we're just friends?
- No, you can't go in there. - What the fuck are you doing?
"Retard Chris".
Shit.
And we supposed to accept that?
people look forward to your farts.
Give him that moment.
You're pretty funny, man.
The cops won't get here in time.
Maria Li, I am crazy about you.
- Wow! - This should be it, okay?
and said she's gonna kill somebody.
You too, sir.
Maria just fell out of the sky into my lap today.
- What are you doing? - Let me see.
No, no, no.
They look like bleached Ninja Turtles.
My job, my money. I...
Just like that.
We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone?
Oh! What the fuck?
Here we go, nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga
and just talk how you always talk,
- Oh! - Um...
All right. So, you're about to see Maria.
I gotta get the fuck outta here, bro.
No. Of course.
Here, here, here. Hold this.
She gonna find y'all.
I hate you.
- Booyah. - Booyah.
You seen these guys?
How you gonna do that right there?
Get the fuck outta here.
You can take out of this jar.
How you doing? I'm sorry. Do you wanna just talk...
What? You got some courage today?
She is in J-A-I-L. Prison.
You're okay. All right?
What do you, uh...
Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct.
I look great.
Because you know some of my work.
If you don't, the rest of your life,
What are you doing up there? I've never been up there.
The zoo? Come on, man.
I'm pretty sure I don't know them.
Can we kiss?
See that brother right there?
I just wanna go over there 'cause...
- Think white thoughts. - Think white thoughts.
Hi.
Fuck that nigga Suck my dick, nigga
- Dude. - Hey, Jesse.
in your goddamn face.
- Really, bitch? - Really!
Man, he made the Bladesoundtrack.
Motherfucker!
Where's my car at?
I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this.
I'm just gonna go to another car wash.
Hey. What's up, man?
- Excuse me. - Yeah?
- Amen. - Amen.
- Eyes. - Fuck you.
They stole my car. Look at it. She beautiful.
I can't...
No. I gotta get my cell phone.
Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here?
You don't make a dime,
My pussy's on fire
- I don't know how to talk. - Help! Help!
Up in here, up in here
Shit!
Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud.
Hey, chill out, man.
"I don't know, I just been working
I do.
What are you doing?
I thought the window was open.
Yeah, there's this big art show I'm doing on Friday
- By giving her my vest? - I don't know.
Hey, listen, you gonna walk to your death if that...
I just saw my dream girl
What about you, Lexus?
You guys know you're wrong for that, seriously.
- What? - That's right.
I'm sorry I took advantage of you.
Bud picked up my car?
You finally stood up for yourself.
that I would stop at nothing
Yo, get the fuck outta here!
Be quiet. Be quiet.
- Uh-huh. - Uh, it's under Malone.
You might be saying hi to Grandma and not me.
- You playin' with me? - No, that's my lunch money.
This is just kinda outta left field, and I'm at work.
What are you gonna do about it?
Well, you smell like shit!
I suck shit out of assholes.
Kill me first, Trina.
Oh, shit!
I always wanted to talk to her, you know what I...
"Let's make love under the sunset, us two."
- Oh, my God. - Stop!
that would be so great.
Oh, my God.
That's so specific.
You're looking at a new Bud Malone.
You need to find another way to talk to that lady.
No!
What the hell you do to her?
Bud, you will never guess
I wanted to celebrate you.
I'm late. I'm late. I'm late.
- You guys can move? - Call 911.
- I'm not doing this. - Okay.
But right now's not a proper time for that, man.
It is. And I don't know them.
Uh, they were African American.
White Chicks totally works in real life.
Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit.
Stop! Stop!
Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket.
Thank you.
Bud.
Father be thy name.