Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you gonna do about it?
Be quiet. Be quiet.
What do you, uh...
Maria Li, I am crazy about you.
I thought the window was open.
No!
My pussy's on fire
Here, here, here. Hold this.
White Chicks totally works in real life.
I'm just gonna go to another car wash.
I'm pretty sure I don't know them.
Motherfucker!
Oh, my God.
She's not your girlfriend yet?
- Really, bitch? - Really!
- You guys can move? - Call 911.
No, no, no.
- Uh-huh. - Uh, it's under Malone.
I gotta get the fuck outta here, bro.
"Let's make love under the sunset, us two."
Y'all seen these dudes before? Right here?
I look great.
They stole my car. Look at it. She beautiful.
and just talk how you always talk,
Because you know some of my work.
- What? - That's right.
But right now's not a proper time for that, man.
You seen these guys?
What are you doing?
Can we kiss?
All right. So, you're about to see Maria.
You guys know you're wrong for that, seriously.
Jacket, jacket, jacket, jacket.
No spatula. Hand.
I don't know. Thank you for talking me into this.
They look like bleached Ninja Turtles.
You're looking at a new Bud Malone.
I just saw my dream girl
Oh, shit!
Here we go, nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga
Hey, chill out, man.
No. I gotta get my cell phone.
- Eyes. - Fuck you.
in your goddamn face.
- Oh! - Um...
Listen, is it okay if we're just friends?
We had a convict escape. Did you see anyone?
How you gonna do that right there?
I hate you.
that I would stop at nothing
Bud, you will never guess
Well, you smell like shit!
You can take out of this jar.
You too, sir.
First of all, ain't you supposed
Shit!
She gonna find y'all.
I just wanna go over there 'cause...
That's so specific.
- Excuse me. - Yeah?
Hey, listen, you gonna walk to your death if that...
Uh, they were African American.
It is. And I don't know them.
The cops won't get here in time.
I suck shit out of assholes.
and said she's gonna kill somebody.
Yeah, this is my best friend, Bud.
that would be so great.
What are you doing up there? I've never been up there.
Just like that.
Shit.
Okay. You gotta go down to the precinct.
Yo, get the fuck outta here!
Up in here, up in here
- Dude. - Hey, Jesse.
- Wow! - This should be it, okay?
- I have no idea. - Maria Li.
Father be thy name.
See that brother right there?
"Retard Chris".
- Hey, girl! - Thank you.
- Think white thoughts. - Think white thoughts.
Thank you.
I do.
I wanted to celebrate you.
No. Of course.
Get the fuck outta here.
Fuck house arrest. Fuck all this shit.
That is...
The zoo? Come on, man.
- Oh, my God. - Stop!
Hey. What's up, man?
If you don't, the rest of your life,
Bud picked up my car?
Kill me first, Trina.
This is just kinda outta left field, and I'm at work.
She is in J-A-I-L. Prison.
- No, you can't go in there. - What the fuck are you doing?
How you doing? I'm sorry. Do you wanna just talk...
- What are you doing? - Let me see.
I'm sorry I took advantage of you.
What about you, Lexus?
You finally stood up for yourself.
You don't make a dime,
- I don't know how to talk. - Help! Help!
Maria just fell out of the sky into my lap today.
Bud.
Yeah, there's this big art show I'm doing on Friday
I can't...
Stop! Stop!
Give him that moment.
- Amen. - Amen.
You need to find another way to talk to that lady.
Fuck that nigga Suck my dick, nigga
- By giving her my vest? - I don't know.
Where's my car at?
Man, he made the Bladesoundtrack.
"I don't know, I just been working
I always wanted to talk to her, you know what I...
- You playin' with me? - No, that's my lunch money.
What? You got some courage today?
You're okay. All right?
- I'm not doing this. - Okay.
I'm late. I'm late. I'm late.
You're pretty funny, man.
people look forward to your farts.
You might be saying hi to Grandma and not me.
Oh! What the fuck?
My job, my money. I...
And we supposed to accept that?
Hi.
- Booyah. - Booyah.
What the hell you do to her?