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- Trina is crazy. - Yeah, I know. I know.
Hi. Hey. Hi.
- I don't forget nothing, baby. - It could be anybody.
I have not.
- What did you do? - Okay. You're naked, man.
you should come to the gallery.
Oh, yes.
Is he all right?
Maria?
What the fuck, man?
being a white man.
"Ooh, I would suck a skittle out your bootyhole, girl."
Maria
What did you press?
and I finally mustered up the courage to ask her out.
- So what? - I've never felt this way
Nah, you look good, man.
before I get in trouble.
- Yeah, you take a seat, Bud. - Chill out, man.
Sorry.
Can I borrow your vest?
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
All you do is make stupid ass decisions.
- Hi. - Hey.
I'm sorry. Was that loud? Maria.
Yeah. We're more than halfway there.
I just want you to tell me where my car is.
I think Trina's right, man.
We gotta do this, bruh.
Well, I ain't got your car, and stop yelling at me.
The price of art is skyrocketing.
Ma'am! Ma'am! Please pull him up.
- And I got some Lincolns. - No. Put your money away.
'Cause you won't sell any of your pieces.
Do you mind praying for him real quick?
You need it more than me, homie.
My number? No. Uh...
You did steal my car.
You need to stand up to your sister for once, man.
It's her car.
- Thank you, ma'am. - No problem.
She said you her brother. She said...
Did you think I was, like, schizophrenic?
Clap it shut. Watch your fingers. Slam it.
I realized I'm shit. I'm an asshole.
- Go ahead on. - No, no, no.
Oh, shit. Damn it.
You can't be in here asking me for money in front of
Did you think I was, like...
Y'all stole her car.
- I'll be back. - Okay.
What the fuck is that?
You know in the Boyz II Men video
Okay.
Look at me. I'm a tough guy.
We're never getting to New York now.
I think we found our third link.
You're stupid. You don't know anything about good cinema.
My pussy hairy like a booty.
Bop-bop.
- No. - Exactly.
You wanna really... Fuck. Okay.
Hey, watch out for that gas, man.
Don't let it happen.
What wars are going on now?
Kurt? Bud, Chris. Nice to meet you.
- No, we're going to New York! - No.
Who are you?
"Oh, that's Bud.
I'm looking for these dudes right here.
Oh, shit!
We're going to Electric Cowboy tonight.
I was thinking it looked like Lord of the Rings, uh, thing.
kiss me.
- Is anybody sitting here? - No.
Night, Chris.
Happy birthday, dear Lena
Is this gonna work though?
You may kiss the bride.
Come on. Come on, man!
Thank you, though. I'm... I'm good. Thanks.
- Put it down. - Shut up.
Get the fuck out.
You're a goddamn hero. You're a goddamn hero.
I'll vacuum your car
- I don't even know. - Oh.
Jimmy, back in. Bananas for you.
God bless you. You an accomplice to my shit.
That is awesome.
and then I'll get you out of here. Yeah, yeah.
And he's got that song.
I thought I needed to help somebody.
You ain't right.
Oh, my God.
about a woman before.
'Cause it's kinda like Pepto-Bismol.
- Now! - Nice to meet you.
Come on, bro.
Stupid fucking car.
And for a lot of reasons
This is my little brother. Come on.
You wanna, like, get a bite or something?
Good.
Why did you do that?
Y'all gonna make me act a fool Up in here, up in here
I gotta go pee-pee.
I... God, I would love to actually,
And you're telling me you don't know them?
Would you?
Okay, some of you guys can't say. You can't speak.
because that car explodes, we all dead.
we're gonna be out of these jobs.
so you need to get checked out.
You've been acting like a bitch for years!
Jesus.
Shortcut.
It's finally time for that big adventure, brother.
No, no, no. No rush, mi amigo.
They've caught us on film.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, man. Shoot, you're just shy.
No. We gotta take the car back, bro.
Ooh. Electrolytes.
- But... - You too.
Wait, wait, wait. Trina.
- So, yeah. - Right on.
Ask your fucking brother!
- Good, good. - Hey, hey. Um...
Four...
No, no, no.
That could be anybody.
Oh, how many fingers can you fit in there?
Yeah, but your throw up is nasty, man.
Damn it. I missed it.
That's... That's crazy.
No. No, no, no.
"Genders and genres"? God damn.
- For real? - Yeah, yeah.