Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see that box right there? There's a camera guy in there.
Oh, God.
You know what I'm saying?
- Straight that way. - That way? Thank you.
- New York? - Yeah.
Bob, I ain't trying to go back to jail for killing nobody.
Whatever.
I'm proud of you.
He's a little shy.
Go and say hi to Grandma, motherfucker.
Go.
so he don't know what he's thinking.
- Are you Maria? - Nah. My name is Will.
Wow.
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
What the hell was that for?
He's in love. He's crazy.
- You're not on my list, sir. - Okay, okay, okay.
I'm stuck in a car wash
That was amazing. He's like, "I'm a plumber."
- It's gonna be all right. - Have you ever been in love?
Help me, Jesus. Jesus!
All right. Nice! I made it.
You're touchin' the counters.
Oh, it's not a margarita?
I was so close, though.
Sorry, sorry. Just get up. Get up, get up.
What happened?
You better fucking... You better run.
People from the street don't hang people from roofs.
and he is our primary ambassador wolf over here.
That's not in any of the songs.
- Let's go. I'll do it. - No, no, no!
She's probably the hottest girl in New York City.
I promise you, my nigga. I promise you.
and they was gonna come after me right away.
They look like, uh, burn victims in that movie.
if you snitch.
That's all I got.
No. I just need information. I just need information.
I hate you.
but just know that this trip
He's a fucking idiot. This is how he always thinks.
My friend, Bud.
I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now.
Uh, excuse me. Where's the bathroom?
I'm more like, "God damn, some thick-ass white girls."
How did he get in there?
The woman I love is in there.
I need 50 bucks.
- Oh! - What up?
I'm stuck.
Thank you.
We gotta get to Maria, please.
Yeah.
Yeah! I'm gonna...
- Okay, then. - Okay, then.
- Shut the fuck up! - Oh, my God.
Don't say nothin'. I remember faces.
Dude, check it out. I got a Chinese finger trap, man.
Trust me, this trip was not easy.
These dudes right here, they stole my car.
I guess it did.
- That girl wanna kill 'em. - Who put this up?
Sorry. No, I don't.
It's similar.
That's wrong. You better get my good side too.
uh, do a TED Talklater.
Well, when you see them...
We'll go to a barber shop.
She was coming through the restaurant with them.
Oh, my God!
Bus is all clear.
Oh, shit! What the fuck?
He's blind. He's blind. Please!
- Girl, you just missed them. - Them motherfuckers was here?
Shut up. Don't wake him up.
I'm proud of you, man.
Fucker.
I can't feel my throat
I saw a...
- Huh? - You are so handsome.
One day closer to Maria.
Thank you.
What you gonna do? You gonna go in there,
So why are you going in there for her?
It's okay.
Hey, sir, can you get our dicks outta this thing?
We've still got conflict in,
Get off me.
I... I don't think I wanna eat at your house anymore.
Thy kingdom come.
I know that I was hard on you, growing you up.
You know, since I'm on the run and everything,
Oh. Thank you.
He saw her girl, no way
- Come, come... - Hi.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Keep your mouth closed!
"and bring you to the motherfucking promised land!"
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Chris! - Shit. I'm sorry.
And I'm so grateful I had you by my side.
You gotta let me in, please. Please.
Bud!
I'm like, "Oh, I have to hide under the table."
When is the best time to, like, all right.
Squeeze it.
I mean, the guy saved my life.
that never sells his paintings and I love it.
Because y'all scared as hell.
Help me! Please! Somebody!
Y'all gonna make me Lose my cool
Chris!
- Good. Is this your Bimmer? - Yeah.
- How you doing? - Good. How are you?
Oh!
I was looking at my watch. Sorry!
- I didn't do anything. - You okay?
but then I'll jizz whenever I want to. So...
That's why you have no job. You're a fucking loser.
Man! Y'all is playing. This the worst.
We can ask him to get us out of this.