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The restaurant had no idea he was a cop
I must say, I'm impressed.
- Oh.
But whoever gets the most steps in
Must've been something I had for breakfast.
No more stakeouts or drinks after a long shift
- Let's talk quickly before he returns
Death mocks us all.
It's a common friendship phrase.
You're smiling, so I guess that one's it.
- - Wow.
It's the longest and straightest
I'd like the pleasure of making the vicious attack myself.
- It seems they had a meeting, and somebody showed up
I'm feeling a little nauseous.
- Oh, my gosh, this is big news.
But I'm not gonna show you anything
- Live to be 110. - Come on!
- I mean, we're all in it together.
'Cause you're still wearing your hospital gown there, bud.
- Well, do you have to go home, or can you tough it out?
the uniforms will have to come back to work.
- The toughest.
and also this 1976 Chateau Haut-Brion.
Wait. I may not have to deal with you.
- You look like garbage.
it can take away some of their powers.
- So we thought it was the doctor handing out
I believe the officer's name was a, uh, Lieutenant Jeffords.
how to inspire these new guys.
- He is a liar.
- No, I found it trite and uninspiring,
- I'm not gonna die? - You're not gonna die!
- Oh, you mean why is he face-deep in cheese?
- So I am.
Focus on what you did do.
- Sir, guess what.
- You heard all that? - I did.
Damn it, I've got to call Peralta.
I'm from the 99th precinct.
- Wait, really? - Why so surprised?
Scully and me on the sex barge I'm building.
- I need a photo of it. - You're a monster.