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how they planned the whole thing,
Also, my time with you will be cut short.
Focus on the things you didn't do.
- I don't have a tramp stamp. - Prove it.
Wow! Oh, that is ice cold!
- And there it is...
- Prong two, baby-- the best prong.
but I actually don't pronounce the H in whoop.
I found a fifth prong.
So there's no need for tactical gear
you have regarding your toughness.
- I need your help. Our arrests are still way down.
we made fewer bad arrests.
- I did, but some uniforms heard that I called out sick,
Wow. That's racist.
the massage chairs to jiggle their pedometers.
something just as valuable as money.
- I'm initiating Operation Trident.
- Oh, we got to celebrate.
my most important prong.
I want to see your tattoo. - That's just as valuable?
- Thank you for giving Peralta the doctored photo.
Sorry about that. Just had a bit of a noisy neighbor.
I need cash. Most of my other work is pro bono.
That's not fair!
- Okay, awesome. Very inspiring.
We're gonna use what we learned this week
I get back to my car, take a big bite, and crunch.
to give them all extra hazard pay
on their mouse-burrito demands.
that the Blue Flu is over.
- Mm-hmm. So now that you know where I'm from,
- We can still fight the Blue Flu.
What motivates you?
They call it that in the original theatrical release
These are pedometers,
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