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- I am? My speech turned your life around?
because they'll call out sick, too.
a statement of public support for the officer,
- Are you actually talking about laying off cops?
our Hitchcock-and-Scullys
The union is powerful, but I'm sure
and none of them trying to hit CompStat numbers,
with a very bad stomach bug and gave it to everyone there.
Rates of major and violent crime,
- Surveillance footage of McCaffery
And I expect he'll be bursting into my office any minute
- Okay, okay, okay. You got me.
- Again, your speech meant nothing.
- Well, yeah, but, I mean, it's only one item.
is gnarled and shows discoloration.
I'll be back 'cause I'm tough!
- Because in one minute,
wrapped in a tortilla but for one NYPD officer,
- Yeah, that doesn't sound good.
- Okay. We can't use uniforms from other precincts
We go on a cross-country road trip--
- It is.
That's when I see it-- a dead mouse.
Oh, God. It's my biopsy results.
- Hey there, sir. You missed the morning briefing.
- Yeah, we're best friends. Of course I know you.
Santiago, Jeffords, what on earth happened yesterday?
I mean, come on, sir. It's a picture of--
when I can go to town with you?
- Sorry. That's Terry's tummy.
If you can prove how that mouse got into that burrito,
- No, it's your testicle. - My what?
True toughness means working through pain.
Prong two, the center prong,
can you just write me a note?
Do you understand the worst thing you could do
♪ And I'll be your brightest-- ♪
and not being a criminal.