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Congratulations, Matthew.
Between me and you, I feel taller, you know?
Somebody's tampering with the big board.
all tabulated and ranked accordingly.
is gathering steam.
I keep hoping
[SIGHS] I feel bad.
These things happen so fast.
Stand right there.
Memo, my good dear sir?
Single rich male seeks matrimony.
Think so?
Right here, Lisa.
and trick her into doing what you want.
By the Reverend Sun Yung Moon?
Melanie's his special lady.
Have you, Matthew?
Matthew, your promotion,
You seem taller, more impressive.
Right, industrial.
Huh? Huh?
Tell you what, get out of my way.
You know, I thought of a new title for Matthew.
I am getting married.
Please.
I can't remember.
Uh-huh.
In fact, I've compiled a list of wife candidates
Okay, well...
Oh, Tabitha Soren.
professionally typeset
I know. I-I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking.
you can think of in her ear.
You're going to do great. I know it.
Whoo-wee.
I typed it up.
I'd just like to say nobody gives a damn.
[DOOR CLOSES]
Dave, will you take a look at something real quick?
Yeah, yeah.
Is there anything I can get for you?