Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

$50?! Not even if she was my girlfriend. Take her.

What in Babylon?

Now we must return to our planet...

The phony-Baloney holiday crammed down our throats by union gangsters?

When Aliens Attack

But I don't care if your skin's red or tan or Chinese.

The Earth's under attack. Can't we forget about that?

Omicron Persei Eight's about 1 000 light years away.

Okay, everyone! Come and get it!

Grandma is a small price to pay compared with—

I'm beginning to think there Will be no 0-4 start at all

A what? You know. A coward.

We find the defendant vulnerable, yet spunky.

Does anyone have a camera? Right here.

If you care about the case, you should sleep with me.

If they hope to see a TV show that hasn't existed for 1 000 years

Married? Jenny can't get married! Why not? It's clever, unexpected.

I could make up an ending we'd act out.

We'll die, won't we?

As a result, we will not destroy your planet.

I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down

Uh-Uh. Forget it. A: I'm camera shy.

They'll destroy the Earth

Back in 1 999, Single Female Lawyer's season finale

AND THE REST OF THE DOMINOES WILL FALL LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS CHECKMATE

You'll learn to die together. Right, soldier?

If they don't see a TV show about some bimbo lawyer?

I'll be a science-Fiction hero, like Uhura or Captain Janeway or Xena.

Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission. Aw, cut it out!

I prefer programs of the genre "World's Blankiest Blank. "

Alien saucers continue to rain destruction upon Earth.

Your witness, Prosecutor Ramirez.

It's bad enough to proposition a single female lawyer.

Oh, yeah. Ready Freddy!