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your new thing is to just get in really big fights
-[crunching] -I can't believe you ate that cookie.
Guess it's okay. I'm an amazing parent.
Talk to your daughter. You're ruining her. You know that, right?
No, man. We just really like boats.
a lot to think about.
If I don't make it out of this alive, just know I have already seen heaven
You're making this big declaration
-Yeah, of course. I'm not doing anything. -Um...
all I can think about is every shitty thing I've ever done,
A manager is forever. That's the takeaway here.
Like, at the center of the farce
[thinking] I hope she has no follow-up questions.
[thinking] Stupid piece of shit.
Don't feel sorry for yourself. Get breakfast, you stupid fat-ass.
Her retirement party is scheduled for this Saturday.
Give me the baby back, you worthless waste of my husband's jism!
You cut her off in traffic, got her fired off a project,
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I think I read an article about him
I'm sorry I didn't realize that before.
Oh, shit. You gotta drive. Sober up, buddy.
No, if you found someone who really accepts you for who you are, go for it.
♪ I need noise ♪
and if we want to keep this name in the news,
[thinking] Nice arm.
-She knows exactly what she's doing. -You are so paranoid.
So, I have this friend,