Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm sorry, but the issue is closed.

That is so morbid.

Oh, don't worry, this isn't over.

I know you may find this hard to believe,

Sometimes, a man just has to drink alone.

All right, this isn't just embarrassing for Bill.

Come on over here, sweetheart.

I didn't know myself at the time.

I don't want him feeling any more miserable than he already is.

Hey, I heard about your book.

You don't think I overplayed it, do you?

When was this exactly?

Better than better.

"Give me my life--"

what the stories are about or anything.

Here, take this tape recorder.

I think I've got a title.

so you could laugh and laugh and laugh?

Yeah, that was me and Dan Rather.

Does it involve a gun with a built-in mouthpiece?

But at least he manages to get a few words on the page.

they say a lot of writers do their best work at night.

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

Don't look, don't look.

where I get so depressed, I swerve into oncoming traffic.

♪ 'Cause there Ain't no one for-- ♪

in bookstores and airports nationwide,

But, as a little surprise,