Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nothing, nothing's funny.

Do you have a title yet?

Hey, how's it going, you big loser?

No. It was a thing of beauty.

wished for the day you could see me fail

No, I'm being incredibly sarcastic.

I can't believe someone's letting you write a book.

This is just what they've been waiting to see.

Andre the Giant?

Sort of, except my book will be sold

That my life couldn't fill up a haiku much less a book.

how's the book going?

Don't try to butter me up

I guess the tape recorder didn't help, huh?

Oh, it's all so sad.

You told them, didn't you?

The problem, as I see it,

Bill has a deal to write a book.

That I haven't written a word.

while your diary will be tucked alone

Now, all I have is a good radio voice, just like you.

so you can better see my face.

Of course, you got a million and one, huh? Attaboy.

which I'm sure you won't.

You'd be cocky too, if you had this,

Oh, I got my own publicist working on it.

I would just rather not have it be public

We're really sorry, Bill.

You're laughing right now...

in me writing an autobiography.