Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

An autobiography,
You know, I was just thinking,
Whatever, it's not relevant. Anyway...
No, Dave. Knock, knock.
I'm glad you asked. It's quite a story.
I don't get it. What's wrong with Bill?
There's something distinct and individual about each one of you.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
and apparently, there's more than a little interest
me and you are doing something similar.
You must have a ton of fascinating stories.
That's really all I have so far.
I'm writing the book. End of story.
Yeah, so I guess in a way,
Yeah, those people have always been very...
watching it on TV in my dorm and drinking.
Just how exactly would you describe a guy like me?
How much have you written, Bill?
Right. Thanks for your help, everyone.
How about talking about how hard it was
The excitement and enthusiasm I felt out there just now,
Right.
God, this is hard.
I'm sorry, Bill,
Uh, oh, sure, yeah.
Yeah, I'm getting worried.
Okay, let's get to it.
But if you spelled it D-A-Z-E,
Told them what?
What kind of book?
Yes, but it is catchy.
I've been meaning to tell you that.
"Sometimes, a drinking man..."
How about "The Microphone Never Blinks"?
No, not yet, but he's totally out of control.
Did you know that when Dan Rather was 19,
Dave?
I'll give it a try.
Staff meeting.
I don't believe you. What?
two-bit hood manqué with a can-do attitude
Come on, guys.
is I have absolutely no personality of my own.