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Without you opening these two red packets for us

Well, I'll pay you back at the party.

Lucas sent me that

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“Yeah man. Let’s show these fuckers how we roll!”

We would've been able to handle hammer a

Freeze. Stand right there.

I'm just gonna throw that out there. I don't... I don't know.

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She's wearing these tight white pants with this black G-string...

That guys the fucking antipoon

What the hell is going on in there?

Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes?

How'd you know?

hell yeah we should get some road beers

Yes. That’s a definite yes.

You're always calling me a pussy, but today you're wrong.

Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday?

Becca's a bitch.

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- That looks terrible. - Yeah.

I had, like, a general outline. You know?

... everything's covered in semen.

O’Leary I’ll do anything to get promoted

Holy shit. Oh, my God.

That's Vag-tastic!

I've been praying for a game. I'm literally waking up and praying...

ST. JOES PILOTS ON THE RADIO

- Where are you going? - No.

Luke Bryan’s “What she Wants Tonight” That sounds like she fully wants it, man!

Would anyone else like to come to MSU?

Mike Snider's ID always works. So will mine, man.

Ah! My back! My back, cops! My back!

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.

That’s psycho shit, man.

Even I thought I was fucking crazy.

Well, doc, the funny thing about my back is… It’s located on my cock.

Hey, where the party at? Right.

Holy shit. Holy shit.

He’s a freak. He’s the smartest kid alive.

- Let it happen. - I know, but...

What are you guys doing. September 11th weekend? Asshole (peps)

- It's soccer. - Fuck you, man.

His dad's gonna fucking kill him.

You laughed in my face when I said I'd be having sex tonight.

She’s a freak. She’s the fastest kid alive.

We put a lot of time into this list so don’t fuck it up and get zambooka

I had such bad acne last year...

Because you're a pussy

The only thing that's evidence of is you can take a hit like a champ.

I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year.

- Bring it! - 0.08, motherfuckers!

i know you see me looking at you when you already know i wanna die in hell you already know i wanna die in hell you already know

I was gonna do it but there was a security breach

Oh, shit, I've been tackled by little girls!

Okay, just calm down. Just calm down, all right?

- You ready? Yeah? - Yeah.

- Evan, hey. - Hey, Becca.

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I don't even dance ever, so... I've never even tried it.

I’ve ignored my hatred for Becca (and history) for this epic anjuna show

I'm really gonna miss your knee-slappers when me and Richard are at Kings Of Leon

That fucking stain on your pants, idiot. What is that?

Excuse me, sir. Stop what you are doing at once.

- Stop it, asshole. - Hey, you stop.

He got arrested, okay? We're on our own.

Happy Birthday Officer Northside crew

- An impressive kind. - It is kind of cool.

Have you ever met anyone named McLovin?

- You're an organ donor. - What?

he's the fastest 39 year old mexican man named leonard alive

Can you please help me up?

We shouldn't tell Fogell. I was like, No, we should tell Fogell.

Sacha, I wanna blow you

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I know you're gonna love it

- You know, something like that. - Yeah, I met the missus at paintball.

Tiger Got Out Of The Cage, Man. All Right? I'm Sorry. Come On, Ryan.

Killing me won't get you alcohol. I'm the one with the fake ID.

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- You're a fucking pussy. - Cheating. You're cheating.

I love my best friend, Evan.

Michaels, are you okay?

And I just thought, you know...

I think maybe...

- Thank you. What's the list for? - The alcohol.

No, but I would get killed for pussy, no questions asked.

- Yeah, exactly. - It's like three.

What did I say to you? I told you not to park here.

- You shined the light in my face. - You did too.

So, should I just get a shitload of different shit?

He’s a freak He’s the fastest kid alive

And also, chicks can kind of see, like...

Strip get off the field!

Kingston GameStop tantrum

Seth's own ThroatCoat

You're the one that dragged me to that fucking party with those lunatics.

Why I went to Dogecoin

How badly do you wanna fuck me?

Bake him a cake with a fucking ounce in it!?

Roll. Roll, roll the dicks. Tried to hit the pins. From Barney.

Evan, I'm not saying I'm gonna look at it.

She looked me in the eyes and said:

Very accident information that's coming out of Vancouver right now man Come on we can't even go to a road but also one pulling out a frickin car and driving in the street

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

I have to get a comforter too. For college.

I’m just drilling holes. Last two weeks. Fuck it.

Matt Moore He’s the sweetest guy ever

Take The Lizzie McGuire To Your Room

wash and dry I'm like a single mother

And you landed on McLovin?

...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it.

- You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life.

So, like, you know, right now, I really love them, though.

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I'm just sick of all the amateur stuff.

Shut the fuck up Voell

From the makers of drop zone

We’re supposed to be guiding AOS Not blocking it

We're leaving, okay? You wanna get killed for liquor?

Guys, come on, move.

So should I just get a shitload of different shit?

- Here's the money and the list. - Change is yours. Keep the change.

Oh, my God, that's a fucking man-gina, man.

That was the first time I ever did coke. Off that bitch's nipple. That was so...

Well, at least we're getting a graduation party.

Fuck Yoooouuuu!!!

Mohammad's the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a book!

...it might encourage me to lose weight.

Let's do this dance, boys.

Oh, like cumming

She starts crying. She flips out. And she rats me out to the principal.

I’m trying to look older

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What, you can talk about her all day and if I say one thing, it's blasphemy?

He's nuts. Well, we caught the infamous Fogell.

Here we go. We're really gonna do this?

Here, McLovin, have a cigarette.

If you can’t even win Then why am I playing?

- Yes, yes, he was. - It's not what you think, guys.

- Man! - That's my boy!

It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today.

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We’re blood brothers

Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trust...

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- You humiliated me! - I'm sorry!

You guys know a guy named Jimmy? You totally look like his brother, man.

I don't wanna get shitcanned. I happen to like this job.

Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

Without you opening these red packets.

One little bottles of spermicidal lube

YEAH, I'M MEMPHIS AND I WANT SOME LIGHT SIDE GEO TB.

- No. - He's the guy with the beautiful voice.

...me and Seth are always kind of cooking up these...

Yeah, there you go.

- That's Yoda. - Are you familiar with Yoda?

It's merlot. That's what you don't get.

I’m just drilling holes. Last two months. Fuck it.

I know, I know.

All of a sudden...

- We are gonna rock out. - Just go, just go.

It’s all I have man, it’s all I have

It's not the going I care about … it’s the coming

That's how you take Down a motherfucker

No one's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.

- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane.

What are you making?

You're a fucking pussy ... and you can't come to snowmobiling camp

You guys on MySpace, or...?

So I would stash all of my dick drawings...

I'd sit there for hours, drawing dicks. I don't know what it was.

The first thing that came to my mind. Listen.

Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zack Morris. And Matt Muir.

You won't have to borrow one again because you'll have that one.

Luke Bryan’s new song “What She Wants Tonight” THAT SOUNDS LIKE SHE FULLY WANTS IT, MAN! OH,YEAH

I’m Seth Let’s do another one to me!

To make you my girlfriend for the summer.

Are you carrying me?

I’ll give Home Ec a shot.

Spread your shit! Pussies on the pavement, fellas.

She didn't say the second part, the first...

Read a fucking census