Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth.
Enjoy it.
You sing and you sing good!
You just don’t care anymore?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Oh, no. No. I want you to come, I just...
- You gonna miss each other? - No. Miss each other? No, thank you.
Dude we're gonna get so fuuuucked up
No, Evan, that wasn't part of the plan
And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry.
- To Seth! - All right.
I know that happy’s pizza, i know that
Fuck me. I can't...
So I gotta go play poker by myself like i’m fucking steven glansberg?
Okay, so we have an AK, ND, cheese, AW, mook slaying big weld
Nothing. Jeez, what does everybody think is gonna happen?
- That's sick. That's not even clever. - I know.
Sir, did you do this? On the floor?
Coming?
Family Dog (1987) From Hit entertainment
Actually, I kind of have to be somewhere...
Amir, Lets get fuckin drunk on IPAs
That's all I'm saying. Come on.
Oh, my God, come on. Don't stop.
Because I need to tell you something. Okay?
I’m not a piece of meat
Well, do you think you can do me a really big favour?
Seth!
It's badass
Okay, okay. Here we... Here we go.
My parents make me see a therapist, and he's asking me dick questions.
WHO PROCRASTINATED ONCE AGAIN, MY MAN? YOU, THAT’S WHO.
Nice start
Hey, Jules. Your partner didn't come today?
You hear about my big Jags Party this Thursday?
I can’t do that!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Man.
Plus your parents are gonna be looking at the bill, dipshit.
And we just hit it off, you know.
Eat shit, munger!
Really?
Do you know who I am? I'm Fogell.
- I don't know if I can help you. - You in a hurry?
Well, it's way better.
Super gay
Even I thought I was fucking crazy
WHO'S THAT GUY?
I don't know, man. Don't ask me.
Okay, everyone...
That doesn’t matter anymore!
Can you get us booze?
I wash and dry I’m like a single mom
- That's so cool. - Thanks.
Someone perioded on my fucking leg?
You’re an organ diner..
They should be sucking on my ball sac.
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Who’s gonna give it to him, huh, my man? You! That’s who
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
Goldslick.
Just the one. Just the one. Not both.
I'm buying you a beer McLovin
Us few weeks from now on East!
Why the fuck would it be between that or New Jersey?
Super Why!
- Dude, what the fuck? - Hey, man.
Is this making s...? Okay.
I can't tell you, because it's a secret for you from me.
Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight.
I know, I know
Sleepover at my house? You wanna come sleep...?
You never would’ve done it
If that works. I don't know if it's in your route.
Yes. Oh, my God.
Yeah, but they don't really show dick going in, which is a huge concern.
...is that it's located on my cock.
- You play the whole myst... - Calling all units.
Yea fuck me and my 3am text right?
I'll be like the iron chef of cooking turkeys
That's, like, Charles Manson shit.
That’lil be 80 Dollars
- African? - Af... Af...
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Probably nothing. Why? - I don't know.
- You like Officer Slater and myself? - Yeah, you guys are awesome.
Jules. I want you to have a drink with me.
People forget
Wait I know him. He’s the guy I was telling you about. He’s Jimmy’s brother, the guy, the singer!
So i have to play wsop alone like i’m fucking steven glansberg?
- But I could hear it through the wall. - I was.
Fogell. What's up?
What, do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you brought lube?
Hoooo
Dude, why would there be bl...?
Where have you been? You almost blew it.
It's not the gaming I care about ...it's the cumming
Peps with Logan Allen
YOU GOTTA KEEP THAT TAPE, MEMPHIS. IT IS BADASS.
1 bottle of spermicidal lube
Superbad
But it's still shocking to see on a license.
That was like 8 years ago
Radio: "Send backup! There's so much blood!" *click* "Anyway."
You totally look like his brother.
That’s a fucking funny joke
- I was disoriented from... - Were you violating that girl?
Yeah, I love parties Really? I just don't ever see you at them.
Something like 8 percent of kids do it, but whatever. It's...
Fucking calm down, Just. It's the Jets.
- Okay. Thank you. - Awesome.
It's nothing. It's just...
You guys know a Jimmy? You totally look like his brother…Totally do..
...with the whole fun-ness of her party. She wants to fuck me.
It’s my treat, miss
That would be awesome. Thank you.
- I'm not embarrassed. - I love you.
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of Doucoure
Not too worried about it, really.
Okay.
do do do a do do turn around there Spider-Man over there
- So weird. - Nothing.
you know what imma do...
And I saw your housing, like, forms.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- I don't fucking... It's detergent. - Yeah, what are you doing with it?
I know that pulp fiction i know that
Hey, hey. It's you.
SCUMTASTIC!
- I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot.
What the fuck?!
- Just relax, man. I'll see you later. - That's fine. I'll be fine.
You gotta go to other places. You gotta go to a spin class, a farmers' market...
why the fuck don’t we hangout more
S S
I'm just saying that she like a good fucker, okay?
I will
Let's do another one to me.
But the house is full of food, so I just thought I'd spend it all...
- Shit! - Shit!
You know, I heard they recently decided to add more cash to it.
You know what? I’m seriously getting fuckin sick of you talking about her like that frankly
Hhg
Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.
...I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag.
Rafe. Pax.
- Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man?
Welcome to the Thunderdome.
I wanna watch my old spice guy saying ba ba ba ba power bearglove
Thank you very much.
No, you can't have a picture!
I lo... I love you.
So, you guys betting golden hour?
Have fun fucking Jules, I will!
Can we talk about this later?
Yeah, I'm gonna get one. For sure, for sure.
- Really? Seriously? - Yes, for sure.
Chris, did you do this, No, but you should really clean this up
Are you familiar with Yoda? From ‘Attack of the Clones’?
I wanna watch my Six Flags Guy
You Wanna go see j.d.'s revenge I wanna go see it!
No, he doesn’t
So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard.
I'm just drilling holes. It's the last two weeks.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Did you just call me a bitch? - Yes, a scared...
Yeah it's a maybe Lotta other cool sh!t going on
- Okay. - Well, touché.
That doesn't matter anymore. I lost a hundred dollars of Jules' money.
Qanon Anything to do with anything
I never had a choice
Fuuuuuck that!
Trolls Trolls
Why would you park in the staff parking lot? It says staff
When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu?
He assaulted the customer, grabbed the cash and ran out.
We're gonna party and get crunk and rock out, dude.
- Seth, get off the field! - Goal.
You know, where there aren't.
I don't know, man. I think she looked better before.
- I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers.
To people respecting women
Still pretty shocking to see on a license
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- I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great.
Would you like me to buy you alcohol?
I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food...
- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me.
Fucking calm down Schlimmer It’s gold
You brought a condom with you?
old spice Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
No, please, I can't... I can't go to jail. Please, I can't go to jail.
Look what fell of the back of a truck
- Got a 257 at Fifth and Paysview. - Shit.
It's badass
If you can't even win, then why am I fucking playing?
When Jace sees litterally anyone try to clean a bowl
Ohhhh… we eat off of plastic plates!!!!
Alright. That's kinda Gay but I can get it for you.
TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE ALRIGHT, IM SORRY!
When you carry the qhole squad.
Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?
That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift
Oh, no, it's the cops. We have a complaint.
Dk?
Now Testing has to pick up all the pieces
What the fuck?
"
Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Mark.
Certainly will. Thank you, Seth.
Tiger Got Out Of The Cage, Man. All Right? I'm Sorry. Come On, Tony.
I have to get a new comforter.
It's not the going I care about … it’s the cumming
Queuing for Outpost Rush
...because she's still talking to you and flirting with you.
All right, listen. I can get you alcohol.
...the best blow-J ever...
Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw
Man, don't you have any non-infant clothes?
So should I just get a shit ton of different shit
Then I won’t bring the lube
In other words, if you consider I as a constant...
...because I thought maybe you were stuck at, like, a nightclub...
Bearglove Pop Banana banana banana banana banana banana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana
Apparently She said STFU
I got a boner!
Shotgun.
So you guys playing golden hour?
I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where...
I can't believe you saved me.
Yeah, you don't... I mean, you don't have to, you know.
- Okay, McLovin, see if you can do it. - The kid's gonna nail it.
Put your money away
How old are you?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Ann will be in the tub. No she won’t.
Like some editing, transition, something. Some music.
Are you crying? No, I just have something in both my eyes.
You weren't invited. Get the fuck out of here.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack.
The vag-tastic voyage..
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER
Popopopopopo with old spice
I want a ride! You hear me? You can't unarrest me!
I love you, man.