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Super gay All right let’s stop this madness
This has... This has gone on... This has gone way too far.
- Okay. - Okay, guys.
Where did I leave the M16?
- No! - Stop him, McLovin!
Yeah, well, I'm sorry the Coen brothers don't direct the porn that I watch.
Are there any ladies we'd like to show this tape to?
Ouzo, bourbon, spiced rum, Goldslick...
That’s badass
Did you pussy out or what?
I get one bar everywhere I fucking go.
It's all I have, man. It's all I have.
Dude. Dude. We're so gonna get fucked up.
Gonna see some tits
and one little bottle of spermicidal lube???
I’M A CONSERVATIVE
Eat shit bum
Seth, I wanna blow you.
- Yeah. - Did you know the whole time?
For some reason, I used to sit around...all day... And make my draft kings picks
I know that, FagGell! I know that!
- I think you do. Do you? - Yes. That's a definite yes.
- Told me what? - Yeah. You're an idiot, Fogell.
- Calm down. - I thought we were friends...
You: do you want your receipt?! Me:
That would be lovely.
...and stop being a pussy for once...
And cookies!
Because you're a pussy.
- Why would I be bleeding? - It's fucking blood, man.
Me, when I hear somebody’s new baby’s name
No. Who's Bill? Don't tell Bill! Bill has nothing to do with this!
- I'm already pretty wasted. - Take a drink.
Yo
Well, I Hope You’re Ready To Get Fucked Up.
We arrested a man-lady who was legally named Fuck.
So by signing this, you are officially saying...
Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough. What are you, a 6-year-old?
Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw
Well..., Either manner. Either manner's fine. Either manner's feeling fine. Either manner's becoming fine. Well..., Either manner. Either manner's fine. Either manner's feeling fine. Either manner's becoming fine.
By the time the college football playoff rolls around
So hot. Let's see it again.
Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw
Empty the clip. Empty the clip on it, man. Shit!
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
And then, we’re 5-2 ranked going into a dominating win against UGA
Yeah. Yeah, I just heard. It sounds awesome.
super gay
Best goaltender alive, my ass!
Brian! Hiii!!!
Well, I don't constantly insult her.
Like a man dick?
Not yet. No.
Ok so we have dryer king bed having mooks fist cheese’s aw wedding date Nissan Altima dealership
Popopopopopo with old spice
No ones packed 200 UPH in Cargo pants since nam
She wants to fuck me She wants my dick in & around her mouth
- So he was circular...? - Marshall Mathers. Eminem?
I... Samesies
I never had a choice.
But now that she can jog comfortably, she's in the best shape she's ever...
Ah my back
So far.
...we'd have a shot at catching him.
You’re a business owner…
- That was eight years ago, asshole. - People don't forget.
Wait, I'm gonna go put my vest back in my locker.
...while you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be at State...
Hi.
Oh, man! Dude, this is crazy.
Oh, like streaming
Hey Paul, why don’t you go poop ur pants again
- Well... - Either way. Either way's fine.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I... I would prefer if we would just do that...
Test
Yeah, definitely. I would love to do that.
- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules.
Fucking calm down, Chris It's Bill-E.
...and you're bailing on me next year.
I know that, DC!! I know that!!
So do you guys have cabbage capes?
- Fucking bullshit. - Sing.
I’m just drilling holes. Last two months. Fuck it.
Just somewhere social, non-threatening.
Yes. That's a definite yes.
They're hard to get ahold of, okay?
Evan, let's go to your house.
Are you okay, mister?
Name anything! Name it, name it!
You. You're the one that got punched?
She's d.t.f. She's down to fuck, man
Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.
McMuffin.
You. That’s who.
Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw
ASDFASDF ASDFAS
THE BEST KINDS!!!
...with my mouth.
Well, I just... I don't see the harm in bringing one little condom.
- Get over there. - I got them.
fucking calm down greg
Hope piggy can run
Can you answer me?
You boys doing a bit of drinking tonight?
- You don't wanna ride the bus. - Buses smell like piss, generally.
- That was a lucky shot. - I rule.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
I'm not bitter. I was bitter 350 years ago. I'm violent. You hear me, God damn it? Violent!
What the fuck are you doing?
I would just kind of sit around all day And draw pictures of dicks
- Yes, it is. - I'm gonna go get Bill.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Okay. Yeah.
No.
Okay.
It's no problems. You'll learn that.
This guy's gonna think, Here's a kid with a fake ID...
- He can't shoot worth dick. - What?
Have fun fucking Shelbie!
It's not the going I care about … it’s the coming
Look, okay?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
- You got in? - We got right in.
Alright, I'll give it another shot
Who we drinking too
Don’t make this weird. Lift the ban.
I will fully blow him tonight.
- Rewind, rewind. - Rewind it. Yeah!
I feel hammered. That doesn't make any sense.
would you like me to buy you alcohol?
Enjoy fucking jules I will!
Shut the fuck up Derka.
You don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Whaling Jennings.
COCK!
Behold, the upward-spiraling pigtail.
- What's wrong with you guys? - Nothing.
So you do want wins? You want some sort of wins?
Tonight is the night that fucking is an actual possibility.
You guys want to drop? Asshole.
That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole
I know that people use i know that
Go to the ball, guys.
No, I don't mean to accuse you guys of being ill-informed, but...
Because we were worried about that. That would be great.
I hope piggy can ruuun
Avocados
I’m literally waking up every morning and praying for a fucking Kirk Cousins trade
Have you ever met anyone named Mohammad?
- This is a nice kind. - Let me see that for a second.
I'll give socialism another shot
I will!
I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...
Hell Yeah
Not if you're drunk too.
McGlovin?
Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade.
So much other fun shit
GRAZ AND I EXPLAINING TO DAN THAT NFL AND COLLEGE FOOTBALL ARE STARTING AND THIS IS OUR HAPPY PLACE
That was invite was like four hours ago, asshole.
I gotta catch a glimpse of this warlock
Yeah, I'll... Sure, I'll buy the booze. Yeah, we're gonna get our drinks on.
- It's stopping. - Oh, thank God.
We're blood brothers
...and we just wanted to show you that...
It's perfect.
...did you hear about Jesse's grad party next weekend?
Well, Eric, the funny thing about my back...
Quarantine got guys on tinder like....
I'll scare him out of wherever he's hiding.
Well, so... Well, I mean, I have my dad's car.
Pretty Sweet, huh?
Read a fucking book.
Don't... No, don't be sorry. I should be sorry.
kinda gay but i can get it for you
So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?
FA SHO
Okay.
Get the fuck out of my house.
It’s like a division sign
You got these guys?
...fucking anything.
Slowest kid alive
we got some options for lunch, some pretty good ones. we'll be fine
I’ll give Farmhan another shot
We can figure this out, right? We can figure this out, right?
That's why you need to stop being a pussy and nail her.
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There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening...
She looks like she can take a dick.
Just down the hatch.
Here I am, this little kid...
You changed your name to McLovin?
Just be quiet. Wait until he goes away.
I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know.
It’s a secret
I am the law! Okay?
Bearglove Pop Banana banana banana banana banana banana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana
I know that ants i know that
- Becca? - It's Becca.
Shut the fuck up, he's gonna hear you.
IM JUST DRILLING HOLES LAST MONTH OF COMMAND. FUCK IT
...
You just cock-blocked McLovin. Okay?
Myrbetriq Doctor
I would drink that fa sho
Chicka Chicka fake ID fake ID
It's a good thing.
...and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
I've been praying for a game. I'm literally waking up and praying...
I don't know what I'm gonna be into 10 years from now.
- Evan, come on. - Get the hell out of here right now.
Life's bullshit, Miroki.
All right. I mean, I don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Keemstar Nigger Scene
You know how many loxodons are adopted by halflings? The best kinds.
Did you hear I’m heading to the playoffs You’re not invited
Fuck off.
I heard they recently decided decided to add more hops…
Shut the fuck up, Alex
NO OFFENSE
I wanna watch my man saying ba ba ba ba
I know that the ferocious beast . i know that
Contain yourself.
Run! Run!
Who's gonna de-radicalise her, huh, my man? You, that's who.
That was a little too far right there. The gesture.
Just relax, okay? Let's make this right.
Pika
He pussied out. I know he pussied out.
I am Mclovin Fuck You
- Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp.
He's a freak. He's the fastest kid alive.
Oh, shit. Come on.
- So I will see you tonight. - Okay.
To Becca.
Seth?
...you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his party.
We're gonna arrest these two little dipshits, okay?
He's a freak. He’s the oldest kid alive.
It's seems, like, ridiculous.
Sorry.
- I like her! - Who gives a fuck?
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...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little.
It's 10:33.
Oh, Becca. Hi.
This is something a smart person wouldn't do.
Kingston, GameStop tantrum
Take off your vest, you look like Aladdin.
You
- You know, I... - It's green beer. For your information.
Help me.
.
Why the fuck would if be between that or dungeon synth?!