Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...and next thing I know, she's putting her mouth around the tip of my penis.

...and if I get with her and I'm not drunk, isn't that unethical?

- You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk.

It's the first of many too, so get used to it, lil omie

Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces.

I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth.

I'm afraid to live with strangers.

I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it

Something like 8 percent of kids do it...

No and someone should really clean this ip

Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did.

- Oh, shit. Careful. - Okay, well...

COME ON BITCOIN

There’s just so much other fun shit that’s gonna be happening that month

Enjoy nutting in Dacia! I will!

That was like 2 years ago asshole

Ethnically, I mean, did... What...?

Put that there.

Andrew I wanna blow you

- What are you...? What? Nothing. - You using my phone?

You didn't. I remember that you... I avoided it.

Muuuustard on the beat hoe!

Holy shit, they busted Fogell.

Can you get us booze?

The Hottest Man Of Hell (2009)

Hey. Hello. Hey. Becca.

And then Asaf, he’s like the sweetest guy

I mean, just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners...

You’re an Oregon donor

She wants our dick In and around her mouth

That would be Lovely

You guys know a guy named Scottie? You totally look like his brother, man.

That was like 18 years ago, asshole

- Hey, Slater. - What's that?

Hi. Everybody, Seth has got it.

We know you're not 25, man. We're not idiots, McLovin.

Officers? I can answer those questions now if you want me to.

Oh mechgod Thank you for opening those red packets

I’ve been waking up in the morning praying for a big assed Italian girl. I mean literally waking up and praying.

I’m not paying for that Not my fault

SHE FULLY WANTS IT, MAN, OH YEAH!

...that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff.

Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's Rugby.

Heart disease is the most common disease in the country. Read a fucking book.

No ones gotten a hand trim in florida since Nam

I'm really sorry about that. I can't believe I actually did that.

Hell, yeah, We should get some road beers.

All right. Here we are. This is it.

Seth, me and Evan are rooming together next year.

Shut the fuck up rob

I'm gonna need to see some identification.

Here, Mott, Have A Cigarette.

When you don't have enough money to get the ingredients for the your favorite dessert that you want to try (tiramisu) When am i gonna need to cook tiramisu?

Hey, I’m a Nice Guy

You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best kinds!

I’m not paying for that Not my fault

- I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man.

You've never given me a reason. I think you like her.

...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck!

I'll give socialism another shot

Read a fucking book!

Ain't got no cop people to help you keep your booze now, do you?

And then I make her my girlfriend.

either way 어쨌든

Eat my ass Ok bye

Where you going? Hey, party's still on.

That was 8 years ago asshole

You certainly are That’ll be 80 dollars

you got full t6 for your inactive low dps toon?

I've never before seen that in my life!

I don't know what you're talking about, but... Thanks. Can I...

You all right? You okay?

Hey, Pat! This jerk-off's got period blood on his pants!

Come on, McLovin. Do it, buddy. Come on, buddy!

What the fuck, Evan? We're down two points.

I have an exam tomorrow

Bald kid gets slapped in the back of the head (2018)

- Stop it! - It's stopping.

There was so many things going on.

Ok and how old are you Bryce? Old enough..

- Oh, shit. - What the fuck do I do?

Inside man masks scene

This is so disgusting.

So you guys playing golden hour?

I don’t ever need to cook tiramisu

- Do you have my Goldslick? - No, I can't even...

Yeah. That's the one with the little golden flakes in it?

Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know?

- Gonna look at tits right now! - I'm feeling crazy. I said that.

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with her. Unforgivable things.

If a woman tried to compliment me on my dick-giving abilities, I'd be psyched.

Stop what you are doing at once

Bake him a cake with a fucking ounce in it it!?

Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted.

It's green beer for your information

You'd never get with me if you were sober.

Have a good time, man.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Old enough for what?

I’ll give it another shot

- That's kind of a personal question. - What?

- Is that what you're asking? - No, no. Was he...?

- It'll be fine. - Yeah.

You are the prettiest girl This side of the Mississippi

My first wife, who is a whore, by the way...

Shut the fuck up, Webber

Jules, you drink. You drink.

Okay? So, what's it gonna be?

I feel like a pimp right now.

Hey, I was doing some research for next year...

Dude, there he is. That's the guy. Hey, Mark, right there.

And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin.

Fuck that, we're calling you Baby Yoda.

Fucking calm down, Tyler. It's rubgy.

That was like Ten years ago

He’s the horniest kid alive

It's been two years since I've seen an actual human female nipple.

- What? - I know.

- Shit. - Shit.

- This is my house. - Don't be such a dick, man!

Fucking calm down, Wes. It's basketball

No and someone should really clean this up

It's an odd crime for a jew They're pretty docile

I know, we made some kick-ass tiramisu earlier.

- Should I shoot him? - No, no, no!

They fucking Killed him

There’s two weeks left in school Give me a fucking break

It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who thinks Daniel Jones is good

What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like.

Makes me feel young again

That's why you need to stop... Will you get this?

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth

i’ve been waking up literally every day waiting for this

But you gotta stop buying those Beauty and the Beast and A Bug’s Life on two VHS tapes.

Oh evan! Thanks for Bringing that lube

Two weeks, handjob. Month, blowjob. Whatever.

That was crazy.

- Me too. - Why do you hate her so much?

At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went...

- We need liquor. - You need it. I don't.

He would love that. He’d be smitten. He’d go out with that.

- Well, we gotta tell him now. - No, we...

I will give him another shot I will give Tyrone another shot

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

So I gotta sit and game alone, like I'm fucking Bloody Mexican?

You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

I'm just drilling holes The last two weeks? F%*K it

Apparently someone has a birthday

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!

Shitload of different shit

I was gonna go down on her for, like, several hours, okay?

I want you to be my first. I want you inside me.

Well, Matt, the funny thing about my back...

Goldslick Vodka. That's for Becca. Don't forget that.

That’s like slapping God across the face For giving you this gorgeous gift.

Posting in wrong chat

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The was 2 years ago asshole

That was 8 years ago

Well, I hope your friends are ready to get fucked up.

What the fuck is this all about, man? Are you...?

You guys on sticks tonight…er?

I'll give Home EC another shot.

- Bought it at that vintage market. - Just hurry.

Is this about Becca? This is about some girl, man?

I'm trying to look older.

Were you dancing with some chick in there?

Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities.

We need a new way to get liq...

So I was gonna ask you...

Get the respect you deserve with bearglove.

I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.

Well, we got into different schools, so...

Yeah, no, that would be great.

All right, now, guys, check this out.

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

- Guys, shut up. - Hey, what's going on over there?

I am fire anyway. I work at Kroger

I Know That, National Security! I Know That!

Your a Donor Store

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life.

- Have a blast. - Have a blast.

You certainly are. That'll be 80 dollars.

Like relax and chill all at once.

I'm here with my thumb up my ass.

Tell your fucking faggot friend

That’s kind of a personal question

I’m Seth Let’s do another on to me!

On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye.

But you got such a smooth chest.

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

So you're cutting the cord? What's gonna happen?

We’re watching 300, and pulp fiction, and the wild Thornberrys and the land before time and rugrats and karate kid 2010 and cb4

You're a lightweight.

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick and around his mouth

Shoot off Shoot off

- Oh, shit! - You're not coming.

I didn't even effing see you at all, man. Are you okay?

I got onto some DMs Some pretty good ones. So I’ll be fine.

Now, UNC, you will die

Us guys on East!

This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this.