Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly.

Michael... Hi!!

What do you think?

Now we’re never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell!

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It whizzed right by me and I said "stay away from me!" you know?

Virtual SNMMI This plans been fucked since Jump Street.

Fucking PUSSSYYYY

Why the fuck would it be between that or Psychotic?!

Pooosssaaaaaaay

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

I'm just drilling holes The last two weeks? F%*K it

I’ve been praying for a new Bob Does Sports video.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro.

DANGEROUS VERY DANGEROUS

- Was he African? - African.

Happy Birthday Pete! It’s one of many so get used to it brother

...and I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.

He said you fantasy fucks can let it go...

- Why waste 2 bucks? - We'll take you. No problem.

The Jackie Robinson Story (1950)

- I know what to do about the car. - Sweet.

Calm down, Greg. It's soccer.

Calm fucking down, Tyler.

Have you talked to Fogell?

Someone could really hurt themselves.

...while you were taking a shit.

We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again?

But I can't hear you, though, because the music is so loud.

...and then you go running away.

When you guys are shitfaced, you get with her.

Fucking calm down, David. It's kick returning.

- Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!

I thought you didn't need it. You were gonna tell her how you feel.

I love you Rachael

I'm... What? I'm disgusting? You're the weird one, man.

Kale....he's the sweetest guy ever

No ones packed 200 UPH in Cargo shorts since nam

So Genua wanted me to tell you... you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his christmas party.

You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch!

I've been praying for strats. I'm literally waking up and praying...

Look, when we were your age, we hated cops.

Fuck off, Seth.

Why don't you show this rummy how we roll?

Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.

It’s mud dude

I’ve been praying for a Kirk Cousins trade

Would anyone else like to move to MSU?

I didn't expect this from you, Evan.

- Are they gonna take him downtown? - Fuck Fogell.

Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.

I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.

We need to think this out... F*** thinking, we need to act.

That was a turning point in my life, when I realized that.

Both my reactions No matter who wins tomorrow

Ahh. Nice work Amir

Fucking calm down DickNose It’s only a Signal 10..

You look so pretty.

What...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school.

NK cells be like Shut up and spread your shit!!!

Where's that sack of shit, Fogell? He said he'd be here.

Who are you Seal?

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

He... He... He came in, he's wielding...

All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess.

- Good luck on your exam tomorrow. - Good luck on your exam.

Now, Young Evan, You Will Die.

Cocaine is one of the most commonly used drugs on earth

This job really isn't how, you know, shows like CSI make it out to be.

She's got an older brother. She could have asked him.

I mean, was she...? Was she like us, or...?

Why the fuck would it be between that and sinners?

Why would you do that?

...we don't have any choice. Let's go.

You're watching Bluey on BBC Studios You're watching Beerglove on old spice

Well Better get used to it…

Guy sells me a piece of shit fucking phone.

It hides it and it feels awesome.

You look like Aladdin.

- I think... - What happened?

I have to kill these guys. You don't negotiate with terrorists.

Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.

Pretty sweet, huh?

Why would you park in the staff parking lot?

Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know

I feel bad that I'm making you buy me a new one.

They said that would happen in health

I've wanted to tell you for so long that you're the best girl.

It'd be fine with me.

I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha...

Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?

Or like nuts. Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.

- You stop first. - Not until you stop.

Read a F*cking book

APPARENTLY SOMEONE HAS AN EXAM TOMORROW

Like he called me hymen until I was 12.

That was gorgeous.

All right, everybody out. Come on, let's go.

I know that cartoons i know that

When Joel Thorney doesnt invite you to the boss gym

So Jesse wanted me to tell you...

It is impossible to chill with my mad beats with all of you,

I gotta catch a glimpse of this warlock..

That would save me such a hassle, because I was gonna beg my sister.

I was not "radicalized" by 4chan or soyjak.party, but the church and parents I was raised by instilled in me the christian faith i will proudly die and kill for

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I don't really have anything going on.

It's all I have, man. It's all I have.

I will! Rose: Enjoy your boob!

I can't believe this is happening again. What are the odds?

All right, you... That was a lucky shot.

I will! Rose: Enjoy your boobs!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I had some friends over, we had a few drinks.

- I'm buying you a beer, McLovin. - I'm buying you one too.

That was 2 days ago, asshole

It's not me? You fucking lying?

We could be those sellouts!

I don't cry. That's funny.

I'm Really Sorry That I blocked your cock

- I got a boner. - Good.

Fucking dumb-ass. 21 points?

I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me.

- No, officer. Not at all. Not, we... - We found those.

But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk.

shut the fuck up derka

Shauna? Shauna was two years ago now?

It’s no problems You’ll learn that

Hey! Back the fuck up, man, or I'll beat the shit out of you.

All right. Come on, stop it. I can't fucking see. I can't see. Fuck it.

If I equals the square root of negative one...

So do you wanna go outside and talk more?

I'm like the iron chef of retrieving balls

You guys know a guy named Jimmy?

Oh, Stafford. Thank you for scoring 21 points for my team that can’t break 461.10

Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo.

Hell yea we should get some nose beers

Jungle Rumble (2014)

I wash and dry I’m like a single mom

I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth.

- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, trump.

- Go, check this out! - Oh, fuck!

What were you doing dancing with Jacinda?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The Foamtastic voyage..

It's the least they could do for stealing three years of my life.

It's like 13 bucks a month...

No, no, no. I know you. I know you.

Hell yea we should get some nose beers

We should grab one of these buckets and get out.

Andrew I wanna blow you

- I swear I was try... - It doesn't even matter.

Jonah Go F*ck Yourself

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

I mean, seriously, that's really... That's nice of you. Thank you.

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole!

- No semen. - Story of my life.

Fucking calm down peps. It’s only NFL

Calm down, Jaime, it’s rugby

Looks like fucking Zack Morris.

fucking calm down, y'all. It's an excel sheet.

- Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.

So now it's Goat McLovin?

HIT YOUR HEAD ON PO PO PO PO POWER WITH BEARGLOVE

Don't know if we should be doing anything official.

No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it.

Yeah, do what you have to do.

Hell yeah you can get a hell yeah

You guys know a guy named Vinny D? You totally look like his brother, man.

Tell your faggot boyfriend his headband looks gay

OH NO ITS THE COPS

I like you so much.

Oh that’s not me you fucking lying

I’ll give Israel another shot

I don't believe it!

On the Verge of quitting Ellweins give you a Xmas bonus

You two femmes can talk about it next year at your little slumber party.

What's up? What's up? What's up?

Oh, really? Then how come you never made a move, you pussy?

We could be those sellouts!

- Evan, that's psycho shit, man. - No, it's not.

Sacha, cum in me

Sir, did you do this?

Ohhhh… We eat off of plastic plates

Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

so i would stash all my dick memes...

1955 Welcome to the future

- We're fine back here. - Back's fine.

Hey, I'm a nice guy.

...and we can fucking fuck some girls already.

Do alcoholics get hangovers?

Makes me feel young again

Hey Ryan why don’t you go piss your pants again

I’m here in my unit, isolated and alone, taking Dr. Jones depo at 6am and I have to look over at that

- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.

Grace Is a retard

I don't seem to be getting any.

Fogell, shut the fuck up.

They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.

- It's not like a big deal. - Wow, that's cool.

Mondesi's a bitch

Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it.

Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday?

You're weird for not liking Chili and Cinnamon Rolls. I'm normal as shit

...your mom's got huge tits.

It’s JVitti, the Giants fan who think Daniel Jones is good

- What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby.

- You're a fucking pussy. - Okay, okay. Great, great.

She called, she said, I can't wait for you to get there.

- Are you bleeding? - I'm not cut or anything.