Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zack Morris.

- Hang on one second. - What?

Don’t be such a dick!

Morning. Morning!

What's the big deal?

- I'll start on the bottom and... - When.

Queuing for Outpost Rush

They should be sucking on my Plesac

It's the first of many too, so get used to it, sister

Yeah, I need someone's opinion.

- She doesn't want your dick. - Of course I thought of that.

You don’t have the patience or technique to pull off a procedure like that so ha!

Here Katya Have a cigarette

Calm the fuck down, Tyler It's Rubgy

- We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin.

I’m just drilling holes. Two months left. Fuck it.

Okay, here's to you. This is to Becca.

We’re blood brothers...

I wanna watch my die in hell

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Jules.

I’ll be gettin outta ones Fo sho

You’re a hero

You're the one who's getting fancy with the bearglove!

Yeah, I mean, it's not too bad. I mean, it should be okay.

I’ll give Life Plan MD another shot

- What are you talking about, man? - Dude.

Po Po Po Po Power With Bear Glove

I know that. I. Know. That!

She likes me at least a little. At the very least, I'll make out with her.

He won't do it. Don't worry.

I can't believe Becca's bottle broke.

That's why I came looking for you.

All right. You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one

WHat, do you think prog is gonna be psyched that you got full t6?

I would do terrible, disgusting things for BTP Unforgivable things...

That's insane. Evan was like, I heard about this party.

This is not gonna work, how it feels to chew 5 gum

Well, you drove. Evan drove me here, though, so...

What the shit was that?

Cocaine is one of the most commonly used drugs on earth

The iron chef of pounding vag!

You fucking killed him!

...talking about her like that, if we can be honest.

How the fuck am I supposed to get into Dartmouth? You knew I couldn't.

They should be sucking on my Plesac

That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. Thats insane.

You certainly are.

Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.

Calm the fuck down, Tyler It's rubgy

I’ve been praying for a monkey pox outbreak. Literally waking up every day praying

Apparently someone has an audit

Apparently somebody has an exam

You don't want me going to a good school.

Can you understand that? I have a goddamn Mach audit to go to

So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight.

...for you under here.

I’ll give Halloween Another shot

For your information

Peps seeing Logan Allen’s 9.3 Ks/9 IP Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me.

I'll get it right on the nose.

The funny thing about my kids Is they're still located in my balls

It’s all I have, man. It’s all I have.

- What are you doing? - What?

Yes. That’s a definite yes.

- Okay, that's... That's enough. - Fuck.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

You want some ratatouille for the gamecube

fuck me, right?!

- No way. - Just punched in the face, no semen.

TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE

Hey mike did you hear we’re getting a lake house again this summer?

Fucking calm down schlimmer It’s golf

Like coming coming.

Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe.

- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta...

There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break.

Technically I don't have a first name, so don't worry about my first name.

How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains.

...and then they bang them in the van.

Now Angeli’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

- Female? - No.

Bill-E's a bitch!

Fuck that We're calling you McLovin

- What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.

- No, no. - Who is it?

Hot Yeti lost!!!

You know how many foods are really hot or really cold? The best kinds

- What about after that? - Fuck you, you're a piece of shit.

That’ll Be 80 Dollars

So should I just get a shit load of different shit or..

Tell your faggor friend

- Do you need a tampon? I could... - Wait, wait. I have one! I have one!

So does she want McDonald’s? Does she want some or no?

- He's gotta check this shit out. - Fuck, yeah.

This kid's got period blood on his slacks.

...and just, like, wanted to see them.

You know what? I'm seriously getting fucking sick of you...

And I'll bring the '80s dance music.

I want to watch my jungle fever go your nigggga

- My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that.

You, that’s who.

- How am I supposed to know? - Kick his ass, Mark.

Who's that guy?

Fucking calm down, Greg. It's soccer. It’s soccer.

You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?

Yeah, but that's just... It's like I wish there were more pants where...

Who the fuck is Danny?

- What? It's rude. Hello? - Fuck. You suck.

- Dude, that's not funny. - It's blood, dude.

I mean, you kind of owe me.

You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best ones!

...so a bunch of my buds are coming.

- We can take you there. - Get your information on the way.

Thank you kindly, Chris.

She's d t f She's down to fuck, Man

No. He was American, and he was like you.

You're not gonna sing for him?

- Charlie's Angels 2. - Awesome.

Just turn that off.

It’s just beer

que puto nombre

You had no problem letting Fogell take the fall.

I'm sorry, man, I don't know.

Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.

Now Papa Joe’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

Imagine what everyone else would think.

- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious.

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the Bears

Did you move my...?

Why the fuck would it between a 14 or a 16g?!

Are you sure you wanna watch Billy Madison or Trolls or up or Bob the builder or up or this is gonna work little Amazon Prime Video

Yeah, I think I have it.

You know, I heard they recently decided to add more cash to it. You know, I heard they recently decided to add more cash to it.

when yo are a wedding planner and after a couple got married they bought a car engage!

Yeah, it's your hand.

I don't believe this bullshit. I can't believe this is happening!

...or Here's McLovin The 25 years old hawaiian organ donor

- Please stop. - God, man, let me see.

- No. I didn't run away. - What the fuck?

This is not gonna work, my name is kaylee.

- Come on. Come on. - Choose one.

What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole.

You want a line of cocaine!?

- Okay. - Okay.

Enjoy fucking Jules!

Tell me about it. I... Samesies.

I'm just drilling holes. Last two weeks. Fuck it.

So, like, what's Hawaii like?

I talked to a man who claimed he had climbed five mountains in his life.

Suck on my tits tomorrow

Fucking go. Fucking throw up.

Because you're a fucking pussy

What? Making your tits smaller?

So it's just McLovin?

Where the fuck are we?

When we saw you in the liquor store today, we just...

- Look so pretty. - Under there.

- What a rush. - What do you guys wanna do?

Penya: that bet was years ago, asshole! The bunker: people don’t forget!

you owe me 6 buxxxx, because i'm not walking over there to get it and it exploded

10-4. We'll be right there.

That's right, motherfucker.

Just be careful, because it's a meaningful sweater to me. It's vintage.

Seth Seth Seth... How many 21 year olds do you think are in this town it's called strategy

Don’t do it, kid.

...throw it over mine and get your ID and buy it my fucking self!

Thanks Anele and Chris WIll that do

All right, look. Hey, man. All right.

- Oh, hey. - Hey.

Hey JJ, why don’t you go piss your pants again?

You’re not comin’…

You're to... I know you're gonna love it.

Why would she end her high school career with me?

I’ll give smilegroup another shot

All right, well, you better. That guy's the fucking antipoon.

Who’s that girl?

Fuck Fogell. We need a new way to get liquor, which is fucking impossible.

Some women pride themselves on their dick-jacking abilities.

- Do you have a condom? - Yes.

Thank you. You would too if you were a man.

She was bad. Fucking whoring bitch.

Like, right there.

We’re blood brothers.

I don't even dance. I just...

Yeah, right? I don't know.

It's a fucking vest, dumb-ass.

- Drop the crantini and move it, sister. - See you, sugar tits.

The girl next door (2004)

Jeez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance.

Make the badge proud, Slater.

You guys on Fitbit, or...?

So can you honestly help me figure out what kind of cover-up to get?

He’s a freak. He’s the fastest throwing kid alive.