Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, I actually don't remember much.

Hes a Freak! Hes the fastest pitcher alive

Finger poppin fa sho!

Nic, Nic, Nic. Listen up ass face...

I mean, because you're not JLPA

So just... Just go with it.

We can figure this out, right? We can figure this out, right?

So I gotta sit here and eat dessert alone, like I’m fucking Steven Glansberg?

I’ll give Boeing another shot.

My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy.

This is gonna be the best night ever.

Oh he’s Jewish…

I told her what time it was

Nobody said anything about you, dick-mouth.

Milo’s a bitch

Mc-Claire!! NICE!!... I'm buying you a beer Mc-claire all you guys take note, thats how you share a motherf*****

- Enjoy fucking Jules. - I will.

I could be that person.

Yes. That’s a definite yes.

Heart disease is the most common cause of death in the country. Read a fucking book

Fucking calm down, Rob. It's Haiti.

- The Vag-tastic Voyage. - Which one is the Vag-tastic Voyage?

You don't want girls thinking you suck dick at fucking pussy.

Ah! My back! Cops! My back!

There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants.

- All right. - So come. Come on. Okay.

Why the fuck would it be between Jared Goff and John Wolford

When they book someone else for Headshots

These girls are 18, they're not dried-up old ladies.

Shut the fuck up, Fogell.

I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you...

You and me, we should go upstairs, because...

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

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I got a bonerrrr

Who wouldn't, I mean

Then I'll fucking kill you, okay?

I'm essentially best friends with the guy...

Last two weeks Fuck it

All right. Fucking crazy.

I AM. I’M GOING TO GET LAID.

Habib Habib Habib Listen up assface

- Enjoy your remaining years. - I will.

Why did you run away? Michaels, get up here.

- But it was only one guy. - Only one guy? Shit.

Fucking calm down David, it's kick returning.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

I said he looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew?

It's not the going I care about … it’s the coming

Let's fuck and Get Sweaty!

Everybody... You... You had me get liquor, so you drink.

Enjoy your remaining years

That’s the world I one day want to live in.

Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Sorry, sure. You know, why not?

Get the respect you deserve with bearglove.

That’s the world I one day wanna live in.

Have fun fucking Jules!

- Shit. - All right.

Get out of here. She's not interested.

My girlfriend is making a Sarah salad and I need Twiztid's own dressing

- That's funny. - I've never held one of these before.

- Fuck no, man! I hate Becca. - Why, man?

We never should have had to hide our arrangement.

Fucking calm down, Maxi. It's Australia. It’s Australia.

Hey, Becca. Hey, hold up.

You'll have sex in college, everyone does.

So you guys playing golden hour?

You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband.

Yeah, I love parties.

After Madelynn out ran 1131

Why don't we...? Why don't we just kiss a while?

I know that when bus

Okay. Your total is 96.59.

What kind of a stupid name is that? Are you an Irish R & B singer?

You look great. You don't look terrible. It's just, like, a bad bruise.

Sh... we're screwed.

Hey, I’m a nice guy.

T Tiger got out of the cage bro my bad.

- That's what I was afraid of. - Why didn't I think of that? Shit.

Exactly. She was too hot, okay? That's what sucks.

I didn't know you could get arrested for this shit. We need that liquor.

You converse, you talk to people and they have interesting stories.

- Thank you very much. - No problem.

I know that Old Spice, i know that

Remember? He's Jimmy's brother. The guy. The singer.

Break yourself, fool.

I've been praying for a Chelada. I'm literally waking up and praying...

- Really, don't worry. - Okay. Sorry.

I love that stuff. Been smoking it for years

- Well... - Either way. Either way's fine.

Do you wanna go see what my dad has?

- We should get to class. - We're gonna go.

Vanfleet you should umm come to the lake??

No ones packed 200 UPH in Cargo shorts since nam

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Fucking calm down, Dan. It's soccer.

Oh, shit. I'm gonna fucking throw up.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

- Speedy Gonzales, let's go. - We should get road beers.

Fucking come down Maju. It’s soccer!

I would do terrible, disgusting things to get some Tigers

That's really nice. I don't think I've ever done anything that nice.

I'm picking out my classes for next year.

When you're almost 30 with no kids and on the fast track to dying alone. LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE TO ME!

If one of your cocks could kill someone.

I'll,give gates another shot

Calm down, it’s just Big Ten baseball

i know that fogul

It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.

I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that.

Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally...

Do you wanna hear the best part? Becca.

- Really? - Yeah, I'm gonna go.

I've ignored my hatred for Becca in coming up with this plan.

Last two weeks. Fuck it.

You Like Grandma And Myself? - Yeah, You Guys Are Awesome.

Come on. Do it up.

Well, I don't... That's really messed up.

- Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade.

I heard they recently decided To add more hops to the recipe

Shut your dirty whore mouth!

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Kind of looked like Eminem. Does that help you?

- That's funny. - You brought lube?

- ...what I got for you under here. - Oh, my gosh.

that was like twenty years ago asshole

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!!!

- Okay, and how old are you, Washington? - Old enough.

That's kinda Gay but I can get it for you.

You would've loved it. It was an incredible, unbelievable night.

- Is that blood? - What the fuck is that?

Cha, Thank You Kindly

Don’t be such a dick

It was a treasure trove Of dicks

Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?

You’re an organ diner..

I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food.

But the point is to be good at sex by the time you get to college.

YAY! Your Vehicle is ready! We are excited to unvail the Masterpiece!!!

I'm literally waking up and praying...

- I'm sure it'll be fine. - Yeah.

Hes a Freak! Hes the fastest pitcher alive

You know how many foods stain? The best kinds

Can I have 13 beers to go, please?

Now, Young Evan, You Will Die.

Safe in the back seat.

I've been praying for a game. I'm literally waking up and praying

But we're the police.

- Excuse me. - Oh, my God.

So I gotta sit and eat LUNCH alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?

once again the conversation is about meeeeee

Holy shit. Were you just getting laid?

Behold, the upward spiraling pigtail

My dick's not gonna shake itself. Come on, babe.

My older brother always says the nastiest shit.

I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime.

And I'm not gonna dance around it, she looks like a good fucker.

Spread your shit! That’s right pussies on the pavement!!

Fucking calm down, Just. It's the Jets.

What difference does it make?

Hey, hey, where's the love?

Rocket Power Sammy

And I just think this isn't how I pictured it.

- Calm down. Calm down, man. - Why? What?

- It feels so good. - I missed you guys.

Because I don't give a shit how pants look.

‘M GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST BLOW J EVER

I love you. I'm not even embarrassed to say it. I just...

Because my parents left me like 100 bucks to feed myself for the week.

I'm just saying that it comes with the site, okay?

I'll shoot my gun in the air.

Well, yeah, because I'm throwing a party, remember?

- Man, let's get drunk! - Let's get more fucked up!

So you're coming to my party tonight? Because it's fully on.

Ass ASS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS qwerty qwerty qwerty qwerty qwerty qwert

I know that bearglove, I know that

People don't forget

- Hey, thank you for your pen. - Hey.

I think you do. Do you?

I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you?

This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell!

- You got those shots, bro? - It's coming.

Seth, I wanna blow you.

That's like slapping God for giving you a gorgeous gift.

...and every single one says they're 21.

Yeah, I shot her in the neck. And we just...

You guys playing Remington?

- You're like Orson Welles. - Exactly!

Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy.

Take note. That's how you take down a motherfucker.

That’s bailing Corey

Yeah, seriously. How's it going with the ladies?

We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go.

Read a fucking book

But Friday day 1 is going to be fire…

Enjoy fucking mami I willllll

Yeah, I got full t6 on my toon.

Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?

I just love you. I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream:

I thought we'd both be drunk.

We were gonna go to Hawaii.

Why don't you just wear what you wore to school?

Tengo muchas sopresas. You’ll learn that.

Let's do another one to me!

I've been praying for a cod sesh. I'm literally waking up and praying...

They let you pick any name you want when you're there.

Sascha, come in me

We are gonna rock out though

Why the fuck would it be between Jonesy or Olcyk?

Last two weeks. Fuck it.

And you should really clean this up.

Me and the guys are gonna go to a liquor store.

...and there was some, like, huge semen database...

MCLOVIN..? YEAH!

They’re like little baby toes

- He's okay. He's fine. - Stand right next to your friend.

Hey. You dance hot.

I know that, Fagell! I know that!

Greg is a bitch

I honestly see now why Orson Welles ate his fat ass to death.

You're being an idiot. You shouldn't have parked there.

Let’s do another one to me!!!

You calling your friends? Your fucking fantastic friends

- Yeah. - Yeah.

ANNA’s A BITCH

You look... You look... It looks like you're crying.

Now Testing has to pick up all the pieces

Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either.

Does your mom still have pizza bagels?

Hope Piggy Can Run

...and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil.

Oh no it’s the Kopps!

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