Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wrong year for that.

No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here.

Can you get us Goodies?

Dude, Jules is having a fucking party.

Shut the fuck up, Derka.

Take your nuts out of your shells!

The world's gonna explode if we don't spend every second together?

No. No problem whatsoever.

No, that's how I roll. That's the thing.

By the time the college football playoff rolls aroind

Well, I was hit by a car. It's a long story.

Shark Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka Eno Eno Eno Eno En-o-gee with Bearjeka

Dude! We're so gonna get fucked up

...where do you think I met her?

Who’s gonna give carry the boats, You Are, that’s who

...it's the coming.

What the fuck, Seth?

That was like 8 years ago, asshole

Oh, God, I wish.

Come down Szafa it’s soccer Come down Szafa it’s soccer

You're fucking living the dream, Michaels!

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!

- Fuck you. - Give me that.

Alright I’ll give it another shot

- You know this guy? - It's...

- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.

- You bailed on me. - I didn't bail on you.

I know that HANNAH MONTANA I know that

Yeah well I’m sorry the Coen brothers Don’t direct the half hour tv shows I watch

Tommy wants to fuck me He wants my dick in and around his mouth

No, you can do this, man. Come on.

- I gotta wash this off. Is this the line? - What does it look like?

If you're not in this class, leave this class.

No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name.

We never would've been able to handle so much

- Dude, stop! - Bill, Bill! Check it out!

Fucking calm down, Bryan. It’s soccer… it’s soccer

"Now We're Never Gonna Bone Because Of That Used Tampon, Fogell."

That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing.

McLovin! What the fuck?

- You didn't even bring a condom? - No.

Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol?

Just think about it. Hey, I’m a nice guy

You’re the hero!

Thank you kindly. Will that do?

No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure. Full throttle.

Fucking calm down, Dave. It's hockey.

That's bailing.

It's so good to... How are you feeling?

The fucked-up thing is, I actually do, okay?

I mean, was he...? Was he like us, or...?

Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times.

That's me and him.

Orgies and fucking your gf friends!

Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected.

- Get Daddy. - Get Daddy!

For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day...

From the makers of drop zone and 8 mile

Shut Your Dirty Whore Mouth player! Player!

You know how many plant holders are shaped like dicks? The best kinds

I got a fucking email. Saying that you ordered it.

- The fucking singer, Jimmy's brother! - That's not me, man.

No ones the Instigationist. The Instigationist never existed

I'm like a single mother.

Yes, and three-quarters of a blowjob, but who's counting?

Evan, that’s PSYCHO shit man.

- Okay? We're screwed. - Okay.

Well, don't you guys, like, need it for, like, evidence or...?

either way. Either way's fine.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Fuck you! And next time you're pissed off about something...

Rose: Enjoy your boobs

Don't listen to him, officer.

That’s psycho shit.

mclo ja re ? mclo...MCLOVIN?

BEARGLOVE BEARGLOVE up

Seth's Own Throat Coat

We were going to, but we got into different schools.

Listen, and then she said she was gonna give me a blow-J.

So, what are you doing tonight?

You seen the movie Kids? You totally look like Telly, man.

Yuma! Get off the field!

Mike Snider's ID doesn't have one fucking name on it! Okay?

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole

- Seth's here. - Seth, you're here.

It worked. It worked.

You want a line of cocaine?

...and you lied to your best friend and you just don't care anymore?

We’re blood brothers...

So I guess I'll call you, then.

You're a Donor store what ?

So I gotta sit and drink alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Saponaras all day

Nothing. It's my attempt at humour. I was just...

Look, just act cool and act casual, and try and look old.

She dated Dan Remick, who's had a six-pack since, like, kindergarten.

Right in the nads!

I’ll give home ec another shot

You know what? I bet I know your trick, McLovin.

Are we gonna bust him out of jail? Bake a cake with a fucking file in it?

They made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Seriously, it really made the night.

We're gonna arrest these two guys...

- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay.

Can I... Should I just walk?

Hey Greg why don’t you go poop your pants again?

Did you just call me a bitch?

There. That's not so hard, is it?

Stop Being A Pussy For Once

Oh, really? You don't have the technology or the steady hands...

- Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor.

I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel.

I would do terrible, disgusting things to hook up with Sophie!

Fun shit? But I never see you at Keeneland every year

I’m hitting bowls Last day, fuck it

"Why do you have 1000+ hours in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga?"

No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu.

I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, playing my terrible fuckin bats

You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me.

Shoot off? Shoot off!

Fuck. Fuck, man, so heavy.

You tell that idiot you're not rooming with him next year?

You’re a fucking pussayyyy

BEARGLOVE! Shit

Fa sho! I'm there Fa sho!

prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law

After Madelynn out ran 1131

My parents will see that my car's been towed and I'll be grounded.

He's my best friend. Oh, shit.

- How are you? - Good.

So you do want alcohol? You want some or no?

its called startegy

he looks like he can take a dick.

Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book.

They make them more supple and symmetrical.

It whizzed right by me, and I said, Stay away from me, you know.

I Know That, Big Fat Sanoussi! I Know That!

You dumb fucking whore

You're the best. You're so unique.

- Really? - Yep. That's that.

But I could hear it through the wall. - I was

Yea it was between a 14 and a 16g

Remember? He’s RF! The guy. The rinser!

Hey, calm down. Let me get a picture of that real quick.

And stop being such a pussy for once… … Cutro

- What are you talking about? - Becca. She's been waiting for you.

She's way smashed.

Hey, Susan. Are you gonna party tonight or no?

Come on, McLovin.

If I'd paced myself, I'd be having at least steady sex...

I LOVE MY BEST FRIEND, HANNAH!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'm in. Oh, my God, I'm in.

- You're getting that! - No, I'm not!

You guys want to drop tonight? Asshole.

It’s just an overdose, it’s just an overdose

You're weird for not flopping on your back. I'm normal as shit.

enjoy your remaining years you sick fuck

You want some amazon prime membership free shipping for dinner?

You're, like, the coolest person that's ever talked to me.

- I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.

That was a fast kid.

He was Jewish! Ok, Jew..

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

The Fucking Singer, Jimmy's Brother!

You dumb fuckin’ whore

...you know, cops can have a fun time too, you know?

Make the group chat proud, Check.

Since we were little kids, since elementary school...

TIGER GOT OUT OF THE CAGE, MAN!

Me too. I get free haircuts. I'm not taking the fall.

But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means?

I told her what time it was.

when am I gonna need to cook tiramisu?

Is there a problem here, sir?

...and I think I figured out which website I wanna subscribe to.

That was like 20 years ago, asshole. People don't forget...

Can you answer me?

Luke Bryan’s new song “What She Wants Tonigh”

Then I'll cut your dumb little fucking face off...

You look so pretty.

Yeah, the camel tail. It's right...

no offense but when am I going to need to know the virginia cDPA?

They fucking shot Seth, I know it.

- This is not good. - He's the fastest kid alive.

I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.

- We are so gonna get laid tonight. - I am. I'm gonna get laid.

Just fucking listen, okay?

Why don’t you fall asleep through the draft again?

Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who.

Turn Around There's Spider-Man Over There

Yeah. He's a beast.

No, I look like a cop

It’s the fa cup Calm down

Yeah, but I'm doing like...

[ PO PO PO PO POWER WITH BEARGLOVE]

Don't be such a dick, man!

- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness.

I know that trollz i know that

Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.

You're a fucking pussy.