Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Both my reactions no matter who wins tomorrow

Why the fuck wouldn't I report you? You just hit me with your car.

That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life.

Fucking calm down Shelton, it’s car crash defense work

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Definite yes, then.

I say it's just like a woman Even after your dead, they want to tear your heart out

You gotta fucking take care of this.

I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on.

Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life

Tell me about it... Samesies

Be seeing you, my Bearglove

...and you get access to other sites.

I know that jungle fever, i know that

- You might just be doing... - Hey, prof.

He would love that. He’d be smitten. He’d go out with that.

Suckin On My Ballsack

Maybe you and I rubbed up against each other at some point.

Sir did you this? To California?

Read a fucking book

Hell, yeah, We should get some lunch beers.

TO PEOPLE RESPECTING WOMEN

Jeez, why don't you go cry about it?

I don't know. What?

- Yo! Fight! - Move it!

Don't do it, kid.

You bailed on me!

I'll watch that fa sho

- Should I run? - Yes.

Come on, guys, let's go!

I read that the Cardinals recently added more Hops to their lineup

WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE BETWEEN RENT 360 and GREENLIGHT???

I Would Do Terrible, Disgusting Things To Hook Up With Brandi

When I saw bae for the first time

...pumpkin patch, given the time of year.

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Yeah? Yeah, okay. Back up.

That’s kind of a personal question

And it's not even that big of a deal.

I would do terrible disgusting things to hookup with her

Hey, so did you bring a condom for tonight?

I wash and dry I'm like a single mother

Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes...

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

We gotta go. Those fucking cops are here, man.

I couldn't touch the pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis.

I know that kill bill, i know that

When she first hears about bagel beers

I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks.

So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard.

This is fucking crazy.

You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol...

- Fuck! Over! - Okay, watch this.

you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.

Seven bucks?? Are you fuckin' serious??

- Really funny. - There you go.

- An M&M. - An M&M.

Let's fuck and Get Sweaty!

- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not?

It’s a maybe, for me…at this point

Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.

Draw pictures of dicks.

- You used my leg as a tampon! - I'm calling the cops.

You know what type of foods stain? The best kinds

- I can't wait to see you. Evan? - Okay, bye.

Man, that's gonna get you so much ass.

Yeah, I'm McLovin. I'd like to buy some...

We got a situation at Bailey's, so we'll drop you off after, all right?

I should fucking kill you, you motherfucker!

So I gotta sit and watch the game alone like I’m fucking Steven Glansburg?

P in vagi. She wants to fuck, man.

Sitting here eating alone Like Steven glansberg

You’re an organ doner…

I mean... You're not Core

Well apparently someone has a fishing trip

You don't want an asshole where your face used to be, Waylon jennings

Enjoy Fucking Babjak

You got, like, two dozen handjobs.

DAY TRADER 4 LYFE THEY SHOULD BE SUCKING ON MY BALLSACK

You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol...

I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally waking up and praying...

I’m just drilling holes Last five weeks, fuck it!

To People Respecting Women

She was amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later...

Oh, shit, it's Cary Hutchins.

Okay so we have an African jew…

Have you ever stared into his eyes?

I did it, dude. I even offered to pay for it.

It's flawless. Check it.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Who the fuck is Seth?

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I'm gonna tell Becca how I feel. Maybe she'll get with me.

Commit seizure, its causing other people to hit, or other teen to hit, i should say, So i don't know, you guys let me know in the comment section

Let's do another one to me!

That was 8 minutes ago

APPARENTLY SOMEONE HAS AN EXAM TOMORROW

I’m here at home, isolated and alone taking dr Jones depo at 6am and I gotta look over at that

You gotta keep that tape, McLovin. It is badass.

All right. You look like a future paedophile in this picture, number one.

Better be more than 7 bucks in that wallet My Birthday card on the 20th deserves more lol

W..wh...was she like us, or...?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

This rink’s a freak. It’s the biggest rink in the world

She wants my dick in and around her mouth

He just came at me. I took him down.

This is bullshit.

- Don't be a hero tonight, guys. - Wrong night for that.

WELL THE FUNNY THING ABOUT MY BACK IS

...and I gotta look over at that.

I Don't Believe it!!

Get out of here. They're gonna make me run laps.

PO PO PO PO POWER WITH BEARGLOVE HORSELAND (2006) S1 E69

You die! You're next!

Nice ponytail, asshole.

That was like 2 weeks ago, asshole

You're right, these look stupid. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Robin did you do this Someone should clean this up

- Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it.

Yeah, one little bottle of spermicidal lube.

I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry.

I’m binging; I feel like one of those bingers now

Can I hold one of your guns?

So you do want some cod later? You want some or no?

I though you are ancestors.

So is this gonna be me tomorrow???

- Hold his fucking hand! - Fucking hold my hand.

Or I dry hump the shit out of her leg.

No, those are way too tight.

McLovin, stop him! Do it, do it, do it, do it!

Well done. Seriously. See you after class.

Were chafe brothers

My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

This isn't gonna do shit. Get in the car. Get in the car.

Apparently someone has to go to work

Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car.

What if they make me put the liquor back? I can't do that.

Apparently someone has to go to work

It’s all I have, man. It’s all I have.

Hey, Seth, you can't park in the faculty lot.

- And this one. - It's off.

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

Hey Paul… You about my Jags party this Thursday?…

Shut The Fuck Up, Noagle

I know. I've wanted to get with you, like, so hard.

We could be that mistake!

You’re the best. You’re so....unique

Technically I dont have a first name, So don

I bet you play the whole mysterious-guy thing, right?

Dude We’re so gonna get fucked up

I just wish we could make it up to you somehow, man.

- Your legs lifted off the ground. - That is bona fide badass, man.

me when paul says he can’t come to meredith

Maizy’s a bitch.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

- Okay. Ladies... Ladies first. - Okay.

You’re a fucking pussy!

You want a line of cocaine?

She got incredibly hot over last summer...

Well, the funny thing about my knee...

Hey Chris why don’t you go piss your pants again?

Enjoy shaking your ass I will!

- All right. - Hey.

Get off the bus or I'm calling the cops.

- McLovin? - No, no, no.

You calling your friends, your fantastic friends?

Oh, God. Oh, God. Go get Gaby, please.

Yeah. - Good shit, right, Morikawa?

Fuck me, right?

Fuuuck that! You go!

I'm not trying to insult her.

You just violated her with your penis? Michaels, look.

...but you could stop by if you wanted to.

Then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you

It is awesome, McLovin.

- Don't tell Fogell about the party. - Gangsters. What's up, guys?

Kurt you drink, you drink.

Now Angeli’s gotta pick up all the pieces.

So is everyone is Yarn Live and makes you guys subscribe to the website this is what i do i talk about movie news World news, in any news under the moon makes you guys subscribe to the website

You really wanna do this?

- Car 98, that's you. Do it. - Fuck.

That was eight years ago asshole! People don’t forget!

Well, you gotta get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade.

Happy birthday, Ed… Wait, what’s your real name again?

- It's beautifully done. - I think we're gonna get an A.

YA DUMB FUCKIN WHORE

One talk? Who are you, Seal?

- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp.

My brother came from Scottsdale, Arizona to be here.

Stay calm! Fuck!

I was gonna give you a nudge... A punch, the friend thing.

That’s funny. That’s a fucking funny joke.

...did you hear about Dennis’ playoff party tomorrow?

- What? - Bec...?

...with a decent-looking girl.

Po Po Po Po Power with Tigerclaw

Jeez, why don't you go cry about it?

You don't have to rush off like that.

Well, apparently somebody Wants This Job

Oh, that's true.

McLovin bailed!

Fuck that. You go.

I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.

Fucking calm Down, John It’s Clash

Think he was Vietnamese, it was with a P-H.

I'll give mobaxterm another shot

Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus.

Don't make me feel like that. I thought it was cool.

you're a hero!!!

...you're gonna write a witness report saying they leapt in front of our car like mad men...

She had back problems, man.

Peter Parker and Bruce Wayne could never meet, so ha!

What the fuck, man?

how badly do u wanna fuck me?

All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either.

Enjoy fucking jewels I will !

No, Evan, that wasn't part of the plan.

Lizard doesn’t have the skill or the steady feet... To pull off a manoeuvre like that

I would do terrible disgusting things to play golf.

Send backup! There's so much blood...

Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance?

I am fired anyway. I work at Kroger Im just drilling holes. The last two weeks. Fuck it!

I heard they recently decided to add more anjeo to it

I didn't realize that.