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Ok so we have a dryer lint bed having mooks fist cheese’s ass aw wedding Nissan Altima dealership guy
What? One name?
I'm sorry for cursing.
We just wanna get the story straight.
...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small...
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
If you don't, she's gonna have a shitty night.
Not For Me
Come on, let's party.
DNA Productions
We bingo, bango, ready to go, go?
Evan. Get into the game.
Shah
No, I...
Enjoy fucking Jules!
No hot dogs, no Popsicles.
Sim my shit
You promised Becca you'd get her alcohol.
That feels good.
I assumed there was semen on everything and there was some huge semen database
That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when girls say:
We're getting a fake ID, so...
They said that would happen in health, when I learned about it.
I guess you guys are really gonna go crazy next year together.
Then we went to a nightclub, which was incredible. This big, fancy one.
Ryan, Pat, Sven... It’s called Fuckin strategy
Do you have any bigger clothes or do you only shop at babyGap?
Dicks?
You're the best.
McLovin, come back!
Yeah.
Well, thank you, smart guy. Thanks. That's actually why I'm here.
Me too
No. Look, I am not fixing your mistakes again, okay? Fuck that shit.
I will!
...so do you wanna get to work?
Susy’s a bitch
FOGLE... ...Hi!
- ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup.
All right. I am back.
Fucking calm down, Greg. It's Brighton.
Popopopopopo with old spice
Shit. Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit. Oh, my God. What do we do?
Plus, you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
I
No. Yeah, I was, but...
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Get shitfaced again yeah?
I would do terrible things Unforgivable things
- A little white sniff. - That was awesome.
Calm down. Calm down, man.
I fell down and none of these assholes will help me up.
I guess we saw a bit of ourselves, you know...
Yeah
This is no work, little Hannah Montana
No? Well, if nothing comes up, We can get shitfaced again, yeah?
Yeah. Fifth and Paysview. Hurry.
Are you out of your mind? Look at Jules' dating record, okay?
Lobes, that’s who
Oh my god, leposki is invited to golf trip
Okay, okay!
You’re a backstabbed and you lied to your best friends and you just don't care anymore?
Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says McLovin!
Seriously?
NevadaMike when he gets invited to an elk hunt
Technically I don't have a third quarter, so don't worry about my third quarter
- We need to think this out. - Fuck thinking, we need to act!
Don’t make this weird. GIF.
A quick 9 would be lovely
...and you could see right through the pants. It was so sweet.
Yeah, but he's a fucking idiot. You're a step up from that dick-load.
Who is it? Who's on the phone?
- Yeah. - Either way.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterinary exam!
- Come on. - Fuck, man.
Panama
Just listen. Okay?
Why don't we keep kissing for a bit, instead of...?
- Your first name? - My first name?
...but I think that could make it more cool.
...fun, sort of, little, you know, events.
She thinks I'm a good guy?
Who's gonna give it to them, huh, my man? You, that's who.
...or you're going to fucking prison.
It’s called fucking strategy
- He looked just like you. - He was Jewish. Okay, Jew.
Sista sista
I know where it is, where it happens.
I'll give floor first another shot
We arrested a man-lady who was legally named Whore Island
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
- Don't touch that. - What are you...?
Well, the funny thing about my back is…
She would love that. She'd be smitten. She'd go out with that.
Suck it in, my friend.
Can I hear it again? You have time?
yes beryl boingarette? what do you want? i want to do some gluteling in gooseberry hill.
I am gonna give you...
I just don't really ever see you at them.
You guys playing Flamboro…or?
If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.
I'll give Smilegroup another shot
You know how many genitals are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!
9/6 9pm would be lovely!
Then where the hell did this come from, asshole?
Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm going.
tiger got out of the cage man
See, Michaels, you always take a call at a bar because...
Oh Tinker?
Peps with Logan Allen
gangstas whats up guys!
trump, you drink. You drink!
- Go out there and check on him. - You check.
You wanna hang out?
...in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had.
Wait, are you guys still picking me up from work?
enjoy your remaining years...well, not really
have fun getting covid!
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You could just tell me here, I mean...
Happy birthday, Ed… Wait, what’s your real name again?
Yeah. I can. I can get you guys alcohol.
You know what kind of foods stain? The best kind
Male camel toe
You know how many foods are fermented? The BEST kinds!!
F*** me, right?
And we're gonna pin it on them.
finger on your ass baby
We should be guiding his trade Not blocking it
- I didn't tell you because... - You're a backstabber...
This is our last party as high school people.
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem.
- We should go up on my roof. - For sure.
- Can I hold one? - What?
I'M JUST CONTESTANT SORTING TWO DAY SHOOT... FUCK IT.
Jonah the Family Dog
- Say when, height-wise. - I'm gonna start up here, tell me when.
I'm gonna be totally honest with you.
We won. We won.
It’s a TEN
Now Testing has to pick up all the pieces
All right, how else can we get alcohol?
Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider?
For your information
I'll stab you through your fucking heart.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
...you can then define the square roots of all the negative numbers.
you invited your stupid fucking friends again ?
...I've just sat around wasting all my time with you.
Yeah!
Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay?
Hey, I'm a nice guy.
Please don't report me, man. We can figure this out, right?
I know that happy pizza, i know that
Tell me that was Sling Blade
Enjoy fuckin Sammie
Yeah, why? Should I not come? Because I could think of other shit...
Haha
Enjoy fucking Jules!
Apparently someone comes from a middle class family
Me too!
Are you crazy, man? Wanna end up like that guy?
I'm in a cab right now, on the way to a liquor store.
Dude! We're so gonna get fucked up!
I’ll give Israel another shot
- It really is. - Really?
Let me see that. Fucking dumbass, 21 points scored?
Yeah, it was this bar.
Oh, Keith. Thank you for showing me your Ben Simmons dolls for my pussy
so Genua wanted me to tell you...you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his Christmas party.
I know that Fagol!
No it doesn’t
- Yeah. - McLovin?
Evan, kiss me.
Seriously. Take that.
Its the first of many too, so get used to it ,sister
the best kinds
Hope piggy can run.
You do the same thing with her.
What does me being drunk have anything to do with it?
- Hello? - Hey, Becca.
On our wedding night, we had group sex.
- I can't believe she said that to you. - Man, you have no idea.
...prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.
I got a boner
I’ve never before seen that In my life!
...they find random girls on the street, and they invite them into a van...
No problem. No, no, don't worry. No worries. You keep it.
- But you got a new wife now, so... - Yeah. Yeah.
What?
He's our friend. We don't do that.
You calling your fucking friends again?
Please, please, calm down, sir.
What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing...
Yeah
- Fogell. - Fuck that.
Get on the ground! Loaded gun, ready to go!
Why did you do that?
I'd love to be at all of them, but...
See I, like... I think we're not thinking clear...
Did you want me to dive in front of his spit?
I swear I'll bitchslap you so fucking hard.
There's a lot of reasons why I like you.
You bailed on me this morning when Jesse spat on me...
This is for your friends. Here, have another one.
When Lucus flirts with Cathcart on a status
Sam Evans
that was like 8 years ago. people dont forget
We put a lot of time into this list, so don't fuck it up.
So here's what's about to happen.
- I'm not even... - Sit the fuck down. Stay down.
Tiger got outta the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE BETWEEN RENT 360 and GREENLIGHT???
Well, Chad, The funny thing about my back is
So should I just get a shitload of different shit?
- It's just a vest. - They got a lot of booze in there.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I’ll give smilegroup another shot