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We’re gonna rock out with our cocks out
Don't let my big head big head big head big head scare you
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- Watch your step. I fell earlier today. - You serious?
It's the best thing.
John, you're not in San Jogay anymore By the way, hav e you spoken to dick harder lately?
We got right in
Me and ole are always kind of cooking of these ideas
And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you.
I’ve never before seen that in mah lahf
It’s not the going with the ladies I care about ….its the coming
Look at you.
I’m in. Oh, my God, I’m in.
Hi. Did you hear about the party tonight?
I bitched out?
Okay. Gotta go.
It was my last chance and I fucked it up and...
Why do you guys have detergent?
- Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you!
Car 98 on it.
- You fucking prick. - What?
...at some other time.
Pair up with her. Station four.
You guys want to drop tonight? Asshole.
No thank you
Yuta! Get off the field!
IT'S THE CUMMING...
You have my number I have your information. So put her there
I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy.
El tío tivi
Who wouldn’t?
It's not the going with the ladies I care about...It’s the cumming
- Give me one sec to talk to him. - Stay right here.
Ma’am…did you do this on the floor!?
Truthful
I got into some schools, some pretty good ones. So I'll be fine.
I should get moving. I should get moving.
Yeah. Like a man dick.
He’s going to florida No hes not
Holy shit.
You almost gave me a God damn heart attack!!!
It was deli... It looked weird. But it was delicious.
Come here. Come here, man.
Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohamed?!
- Becca... - Evan, can you hear me?
Fucking pigs.
- The joint can't hold me. - Holy shit, Fogell's a badass.
I'm sorry.
you invited your fucking friends again?
DUDEBRO! NICE!
How am I supposed to find one guy?
Wake
When UR forced to SPAM ur Customer
Eat shit, bum.
I’ve been praying for a baby. Literally waking up and praying…
Both my reactions no matter who wins tomorrow
You know how many drawings are of Hitler? The best kinds!!!
I'm gonna cry myself to sleep every night.
Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now.
× "Dude. Dude. We're So Gonna Get Fucked Up."
- Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are.
- Someone forgot to call pest control. - Yep.
You dumb fucking whore
yyh hhh
You guys on sticks tonight … err?
I wanna watch my old spice guy saying ba ba ba ba ba power bearglove
Alright I’ll give it another shot I’ll GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.
- Like... - What? What?
- Okay, I'll see you soon. - Peace.
I get it
We’re gonna rock out with our cocks out.
Go to school, boys.
Happy birthday, Ed… wait, what’s your real name again?
I can’t believe those sellouts make such catchy commercials
Once again the conversation is about meeeeee
I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
No. Dude, I know I talk a lot of shit, okay?
We met when we were 8. We were fine before then.
Like he called me hymen until I was 12.
That IS fucking devastating
So I gotta sit at the game alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg?
- Really cool. - A badass name.
Bullshit phone. Piece of shit.
That’s like slapping god across the face For giving you a gorgeous gift
- What up? - Morning. Morning.
You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.
...that I found out she was an actual whore.
Me too
Fuck my life.
- Lot of people with weird names. - Chingy. Shakira.
...like feet and pee-pee and shit and stuff like that.
- Unforgivable things. - I hear you, man.
I’ll give it another shot I’ll give AI another shot
Oh, man. Midnight, baseball bats and boogeymen. Beautiful.
It's in. Oh, my God, it's in.
Please don't shoot. Shut up and spread your shit!
- Thanks for taking him, Seth. - No... No problem, Jane.
What’re we gonna bake him a cake with a fuckin file in it?
That's fun. Why do they make that?
- Yeah, yeah. - Right on.
Don't make me feel weird because I like porn.
Hops
I Know That, Big Fat Sanoussi! I Know That!
- Should I walk? - Yeah, sure.
.
You don't wanna, you know?
...and it happened way too early.
She's the hottest woman alive
Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old.
Apparently someone has a connecting flight
Oh no, it’s the cops!
I've been praying for a jam. I'm literally waking up and praying...
- Caucasian. - All right.
Apparently she’s not gonna do sh*t
I’ve been praying for a Kirk Cousins trade I’m literally waking up and praying to see a fucking Cousins trade
This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell.
We're so fucked.
Some women pride themselves on their dick taking abilities
Be Cool (2005)
There's only one way to settle this, guys.
Yeah, man. Let's show these fuckers how we roll!
without your massive dps gains with that full t6!
Well, Reese, The funny thing about my back is
- Blue guys! - Resisting. Resisting!
Amazon Prime Video
You saved me.
Oh, my God, Fogell's rooming with Evan.
Yoooo
Shut the fuck up kyle
When I was a little kid, I kind of had this problem.
After a random crackie asks for a ride at BLUFF
How many 21-year-olds are in this town?
Why the fuck Would you put in for twos
Muuustard on the beat Hoe!
We got to hang around adults, which was a nice change of pace.
I know that slap chops i know that
So you do want wins? You want some sort of wins?
I’M A CONSERVATIVE
I know that j.d Walker , i know that
Becca, this is kind of intense.
You’re not coming!
Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow
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Hey hey, it's you, Pants and Doe
Stop being such a vagine ….
I got a boner
Yeah, i dont know what the problem is, the guild made gold.
Gotta catch a glimpse of this warlock
Ev, wake the fuck up, man.
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again.
You look like Pinocchio.
I've never been with an older guy before.
I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
I got into some schools OK Some pretty good ones so I’ll be fine
Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck.
It's not the going with the ladies I care about...
Giannis is a bitch
I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school.
Dealing with people in Walmart got me like
_
McLaren! Nice!
Look. Look what we... We can just drink this.
Under!
By the time college rolls around...
...don't keep it inside for 10 years, say it like a fucking man!
You want a line of cocaine?
I know that Oscar i know that
That was like 8 albums ago, asshole
- Becca. - Bye, guys.
Thanks.
- Oh, shit. - Oh, my.
Fucking calm down, Dave. It's soccer.
Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Guys
I've been praying for the game. I'm literally waking up and praying
Bake him a cake with a fuckin trophy in it
Don’t be such a dick, man!
...to pick up my brand-new fake ID.
oh god george look you've layered on iontellicecerlinks! that's what why you don't get into god's gym with those fiuristicklaoopcelkaks!
It's completely unbecoming.
Hello, hello. Hey, guys.
Bake him a cake with a fucking file in it
She wants our dicks In and around her mouth
It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even.
Now hold hands.
Calm down, Seelarke. It’s women’s bball.
And she's been yammering about you all night.
...and she obviously hasn't realized it yet...
I didn't wanna, but my wife insisted.
- Shoot-off. - Shoot-off.
- Oh, fuck me. - Look at those nipples.
Gettin that fa sho
- Your eye. - Yeah, your eye.
If I equals the square root of negative one...
we could be those schmucks!
What the fuck? It finally comes out. That's good, man.
Cum in me
I WILL!
I should be getting a move on, for sure.
When your denied access to the boss gym
- It's an odd crime for a Jew. - They're pretty docile.
I'll be honest with you for a second.
At least you don't have a black eye from it.
It's probably some lame house party. We'll drop you off after. Cool?
I've ignored my hatred for Rebecca Rabbit in coming up with this plan.
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Seth, it's dishes time. What's the holdup?
Hey hey Paul why don’t you go poop your pants again
Don't make this weird. Sing.
Perfect. Good. All right, man.
- Can I hear it again? You have time? - Yeah, yeah, Seth.
Yeah, no problem.
- Who are you? - I'm nobody.
We made it. We made it with the booze and everything.
You're making me feel like I'm a bad guy, like...
You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me.
- ...to see a fucking fight. - Hey, hey, hey.
No way, man. I work there. They know I'm not 25.
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