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Thank god ! I want you back ! In fact, marry me !
Okay.
How's it going ?
When I asked her if she liked the police, she was like,"no, I prefer firemen."
This girl is great !
Sarah puts on a bikini and whammo, she gets me fired ?
You little tease !
No, I'm serious.
Well, if you'd have hit somebody in the face with a wiffle ball bat,
Um,
Oh, hell, I don't need Tom Jones.
- Red, I was thinking maybe... - no.
Excuse me. I'll be right back.
I'm a gentleman, and I normally don't use this kind of language.
I'll give you 10 bucks and what's left of my hot dog to say yes.
Fortunately, I keep a box of 'em in my car.
All right, you need to do something brilliant
Discussion over.
Here it is, kitty... a signed tom jones album.