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I win an argument every six years or so.
Okay,
Now let's go home and
but I want to have sex with you.
Hit her in the face with a wiffle ball bat.
Us ? Who has time to talk about us ?
Yeah, when middle-aged women get mad, they get super pissed.
Your husband hasn't even been dead two months !
that I'm gonna go upstairs and take a nap.
Sorry, man. I'm listening to george carlin's "seven dirty words you can't say on radio and television."
I'd get an autograph for you.
And to promote it, they want to put me on a billboard
You were just trying to make me look bad.
It's demeaning.
Sxse
Oh, yes, steven !
I mean, I have to take my top off and sort records, and then
I feel terrible.
Well, according to my research, naked boobies.
Look, donna, your problem is you've got too much going on.
donna and i have to french-kiss. It's exhausting.
I love camaros, zeppelin and french fries, in that order.
welcome to life.