Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're headed for day care, buddy.

♪♪ [Continues] I don't think so.

and I've realized, what I probably should do is just carve out a goal,

♪ It's the only one you own ♪♪

but as you get better, you hear less of it. [Engine Stops]

It did? Uh-huh.

Hey, what's up, man? How's it goin'?

♪ Ah, love somebody ♪

It's kind of all right. Yeah.

♪ Saved it all for love ♪

And— And I never get nervous around him.

Good, good, good. [Exhales]

I have to be honest though. I have-

- I am. - No. No, the world is full of guys.

And then I blew it. I called him "basic."

to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings.

Diane, everybody loved that you showed up. [Chuckles]

♪ I see the doorway ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

I'm a good person, but you are a great person.

I don't know. I felt like I wanted to tell you somethin' I didn't put in the letter.

And that is it. I'll be okay.

Well, go ahead, pick it up if you want.

You let me defend you.

All right. Personalized flight gift from Corey: books, cassettes, magazines, anything?

Uh, thank you very much. You've been very kind.

You're an inspiration, Lloyd. You should go on The 700 Club or something.

That's a whole story you don't want to hear. Sure I do.

I have a letter from your daughter. Do you want it?

[Knocking] [Diane] Dad, are you okay in there?

but what you'll really be thinking is, "We had sex."

[Continues, Indistinct] I love this album.

Hi, Lloyd. How you doin'?

Australia today...

How do you know what I'm gonna say? I don't know.

It's great to hear you say that, because-

I'll be home soon.

We all know what the answers are.

How you doin'? Okay, fine.

- Do you know that look? - [Mouths Word]

♪ Some never have a chance ♪

By the way, I hardly remember- I've wiped her from my mind.

She's a brain... Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess

♪ I drive off♪

Hey! That’s it! That’s my house! I live there!

No, I'm not married. It's for my daughter. Oh, going to school.

which is the kiss of death for Lloyd. Why?

Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there.

It's all so fucked up.

Diane, in a million years you could never be a priss.

what are you doin' for lunch?

♪ That'll never be me That'll never be me ♪

You're probably standing there monitoring. So just, uh, one other thing.

He's Wiggin, Man.... He's Wiggin

The Back Bathroom (Snaps Fingers) Let's Go

[Quietly] God. [Sighs]

You're trying to get me to say something. That's why you’re telling me this.

♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]

Here's my keys! [Chuckling Scream]

She's a human being. She's a person. She's very talented, you know?

[Pats Shoulder]

Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.

[Chuckles] I feel so bad being with you.

Sport of the future

Diane Court! Dude, I can't do it, buddy.

up to 12 months in advance.

♪ City got me drownin' ♪ ♪♪ [Drum Beats]

Ah, yeah. Just a second, Corey.

♪ To my lonely heart ♪

I love you guys.

Worry about that later!

[Sniffles] I love you.

- Pardon me? - I'll go.

but it's going to get worse.

♪ And Tammerlane ♪♪

Lloyd, give it up. Do me a favor. Take a picture of me with her.

Dad, why are you acting this way? Is this because of the other morning?

[Groans] You like it?

and they ask us never to fly the friendly skies again.

The toughest fellowship in the country, and you won it. I won?

Don't worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We'll be antisocial.

Okay. All right, I will. Okay, bye.

No, I'm serious. So am I.

When you found out that your daddy is a Big Time Ghetto D slanger

♪ I am complete ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

This gentleman is- He's 22, and he comes out of hiding, like, once a year for this occasion.

You know, your room is always ready for you. You can come home if you want.

I just don't want it to get too heavy. I feel really overloaded.

Mine says stuff like, uh, "Lloyd, see you around maybe."

One question. Are you here 'cause you... need someone,

I got all this stuff I can show you. It all says the same thing.

I don't know. What, am I being selfish? I-

Lloyd, she's being difficult.

So I went through all the different feelings...

No, don't say that. It's not good for you. Don't- You're right.

Look at this one. Uh, did you-

Listen, I don't know your name, but, uh- [Machine Beeps]

No, you don't know what it is! It's not for me.

[Jet Engine Whining]

- Let's get out of here. You want to? - [Diane] Yeah.

You wanna make things easier on me? Then tell me where you were.

Three hours of commercial-free rock and roll. Good morning.

"Having taken a few courses at the university this year,

How I make it through 24 hours of rain

Yeah, I don't want it. Um-

Self -actualization Woah

♪♪ [Beat-boxing] ♪ Lloyd, Lloyd all null and void ♪

I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. That's eating.

This is me telling you about me.

♪♪ [Dave Brubeck Quartet: "Take Five"]

Get— Better get downstairs, huh? Yeah. I gotta change.

What are these? Uh, Bavarian Dutch-style pretzels.