Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, I don't know your name, but, uh- [Machine Beeps]

♪ Saved it all for love ♪

Don't worry about it. We’re just having coffee. We'll be antisocial.

Nuke it. Flame it. Destroy it. It hurts me to know it's out there.

Sport of the future

[Quietly] God. [Sighs]

What are these? Uh, Bavarian Dutch-style pretzels.

which is the kiss of death for Lloyd. Why?

It's kind of all right. Yeah.

She's a human being. She's a person. She's very talented, you know?

It's great to hear you say that, because-

The toughest fellowship in the country, and you won it. I won?

- I am. - No. No, the world is full of guys.

You're probably standing there monitoring. So just, uh, one other thing.

I have to be honest though. I have-

Australia today...

but it's going to get worse.

I love you guys.

I'll be home soon.

[Continues, Indistinct] I love this album.

How I make it through 24 hours of rain

[Knocking] [Diane] Dad, are you okay in there?

It's all so fucked up.

And— And I never get nervous around him.

Ah, yeah. Just a second, Corey.

♪ To my lonely heart ♪

I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. That's eating.

Look at this one. Uh, did you-

I don't know. I felt like I wanted to tell you somethin' I didn't put in the letter.

♪♪ [Acoustic Guitar]

One question. Are you here 'cause you... need someone,

Three hours of commercial-free rock and roll. Good morning.

to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings.

[Sniffles] I love you.

You're headed for day care, buddy.

[Jet Engine Whining]

what are you doin' for lunch?

No, I'm not married. It's for my daughter. Oh, going to school.

And that is it. I'll be okay.

Diane Court! Dude, I can't do it, buddy.

♪♪ [Beat-boxing] ♪ Lloyd, Lloyd all null and void ♪

Self -actualization Woah

I got all this stuff I can show you. It all says the same thing.

I'm a good person, but you are a great person.

By the way, I hardly remember- I've wiped her from my mind.

Lloyd, she's being difficult.

It did? Uh-huh.

[Pats Shoulder]

Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.

♪ That'll never be me That'll never be me ♪

but as you get better, you hear less of it. [Engine Stops]

Hey! That’s it! That’s my house! I live there!

He's Wiggin, Man.... He's Wiggin

You're trying to get me to say something. That's why you’re telling me this.

and I've realized, what I probably should do is just carve out a goal,

This is me telling you about me.

You wanna make things easier on me? Then tell me where you were.

So I went through all the different feelings...

Hi, Lloyd. How you doin'?

Uh, thank you very much. You've been very kind.

Mine says stuff like, uh, "Lloyd, see you around maybe."

♪ City got me drownin' ♪ ♪♪ [Drum Beats]

Lloyd, give it up. Do me a favor. Take a picture of me with her.

- Do you know that look? - [Mouths Word]

♪ I see the doorway ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

Diane, everybody loved that you showed up. [Chuckles]

How do you know what I'm gonna say? I don't know.

She's a brain... Trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess

up to 12 months in advance.

and they ask us never to fly the friendly skies again.

- Pardon me? - I'll go.

♪ Some never have a chance ♪

[Chuckles] I feel so bad being with you.

Well, go ahead, pick it up if you want.

All right. Personalized flight gift from Corey: books, cassettes, magazines, anything?

You're an inspiration, Lloyd. You should go on The 700 Club or something.

I have a letter from your daughter. Do you want it?

We all know what the answers are.

When you found out that your daddy is a Big Time Ghetto D slanger

Get— Better get downstairs, huh? Yeah. I gotta change.

I don't know. What, am I being selfish? I-

♪♪ [Continues] I don't think so.

And then I blew it. I called him "basic."

"Having taken a few courses at the university this year,

♪ And Tammerlane ♪♪

♪♪ [Dave Brubeck Quartet: "Take Five"]

♪ I drive off♪

This gentleman is- He's 22, and he comes out of hiding, like, once a year for this occasion.

but what you'll really be thinking is, "We had sex."

- Let's get out of here. You want to? - [Diane] Yeah.

[Groans] You like it?

No, I'm serious. So am I.

♪ I am complete ♪ ♪ In your eyes ♪

No, you don't know what it is! It's not for me.

Dad, why are you acting this way? Is this because of the other morning?

Hey, what's up, man? How's it goin'?

Here's my keys! [Chuckling Scream]

♪ It's the only one you own ♪♪

The Back Bathroom (Snaps Fingers) Let's Go

How you doin'? Okay, fine.

I just don't want it to get too heavy. I feel really overloaded.

Worry about that later!

Yeah, I don't want it. Um-

Good, good, good. [Exhales]

♪ Ah, love somebody ♪

No, don't say that. It's not good for you. Don't- You're right.

Diane, in a million years you could never be a priss.

You know, your room is always ready for you. You can come home if you want.

You let me defend you.

Okay. All right, I will. Okay, bye.

That's a whole story you don't want to hear. Sure I do.