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No, Hayley. And I'm not getting that moron
Oh, my God.
I can't believe I shot the real Santa.
Make that five, numb nuts.
Breaking news.
There's no instruments for him to play.
What is he doing here?
and never talk about it again.
If it doesn't fit, make it.
You were right, Mom, I'm too young for a gun!
I did it for Hayley.
And when I open my eyes, you better be gone, okay?
All right, Steve and I will go outside with Bob Todd.
Well, how about that?
Oh, honey.
I told you-- Santer's not gonna get you up here.
I believe everything.
I had to be sure you were serious.
♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
Mm, seems a bit dangerous for me.
Please tell me I'm not
I'm coming for you yellows
I Hope You Did, You Butt Licker
Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in.
and many people are saying
I'd like to see that fat testicle tickler
With cats on them.
You did it!
Mom, can't you make Dad be nicer to Jeff?