HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
So how'd the dog announcement go, buddy?
I need time. Do I have time? Get me more time.
Hi, darling. I'm sorry to keep you waiting, baby.
'Cause I never let Catherine get a dog when she was little.
I can get you a tour if you'd like.
How is she? Is she good?
to find out what the F-word is going on around here.
As good as announced is not announced.
- Why don't I know this? - Because you're incompetent.
And there it is.
Not necessarily.
Jonah. Did the President cancel the Chinese premier
No, Catherine, listen.
We announce the dog. It's soft wash,
Holy shit. These mushrooms are amazing.
It's parental ground zero.
- Do it now. - I will.
Tell her that I'm canceling the lunch that was supposed to prove
How do you get that coat so shiny, Mike?
- It's a bullshit-tzu. - Bullshit-tzu.
Yeah. And that would have been a disaster for us.
Right, we're gonna have to shut down this story
Not that I think your mother's a horse.
Okay, here we go.
Can't get drawn into it.
- Why? - Gets him out of staying late for work.
the crate, the balls, all the little toys and stuff.
and now I've got this Chuck bullshit.
You know, I'll just get the water, okay?
You're changing the name of a hurricane?
the same person you were begging me to take off of the task force.
- This bozo Mike's on it. - So today? Tomorrow?
Hello.
Yeah, hurricane Selina.
that your noise about Chuck Furnham did the trick.
That's kind of a great idea.
So do we have a plan to solve this Rubik's cube?
Shit. Is he senile enough to forget?
Delightful. It will give us a chance for some juicy gossip.
- Catherine, hey. - Buddy.
Hallowes is in quadrant three right behind you, right behind you.
Yes, Richard. And I have some vice presidential M&Ms
Because the first lady is getting one, so now I can't get one.
The guy's a dick.
Does that exist, hurricane Selina?
The White House says that they would like
It's called a shitbull terrier.
You know, I can see right through your shirt.
There you go.
Dilka.
- Of course they do. - Yeah, we do. Yeah.
We're gonna just pretend... Darling, don't turn around.
- Senator Doyle. - Stop.
- Let me see. - What do you think of that?
I've been thinking ever since I saw them,
Could you hold on just one second?
Yeah.