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Ellie Mae Clampett, you know I came to buy no hog in my house.

After 12 campaigns full of name-calling, he can hardly stand a side of bacon.

I shall return, and government of the people, by the people, and for the people, shall not perish from Bogsussle.

Oh, your honor, I just can't tell you what a thrill it was to setting up there beside you on your official car.

And then there was the year that Fred Tyler run again, and old Mayor Hall came up with a dandy, Tippy Canoe and Tyler too.

You can take the sirene, Granny.

You want to talk with me, Mr. Mayor, your honor, sir?

That ain't gonna be too much trouble, Mr. Drysdale?

Maybe if you spoke to Granny.

No, but it's pretty near time.

Yes, look, we have a visiting dignitary in town, and he's mayor of one of our Midwestern cities.

The purpose of my coming out here was to raise money to cover those mistakes and avoid a public scandal.

I say, we could have a real fire department with Granny's money.

By the way, you won't have to vote.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed.

The mayor just come up with another dandy.

It reads like you're welcoming yourself.

And I can't afford to have Jed Clampett find out.

He just tried to ask me something and he couldn't find a word.

Now, what am I gonna do?