Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He can't separate the physical from the emotional.

Cooking dinner.

and that magazine is saying one thing and one thing only.

Hey, Robin, do you want me to see if the waitress has any giant sugar cubes

Exactly. I worry about you two.

Oh, like Barney's theory about world peace?

MARSHALL: Everything was going great.

I'm willing to bet that there is a place to read a magazine at work.

- But I think I probably blew it. - Definitely. It is so over.

Ooh, that looks good. I'm gonna get some.

Can't a bro clean another bro's apartment like bros do?

Did you buy us a dishwasher?

and do the thing I gotta do, and once I made that decision, everything changed.

OLDER TED: But then came the best news he'd heard in a long time.

- Oh, thanks. - What are you doing?

MARSHALL: her boss...

- Empty. - So throw it out.

I think we have to stop sleeping together. With me and Ted, it's like cigarettes.

I can't believe it. You drank all my milk again.

You love them, remember?

(LAUGHING) Wait, there's no elf. It's always me!

I tried to warn you. When exes relapse, someone always gets hurt.

You checked into a hotel two blocks from the school on a Tuesday.

Yup. I have to end it.

and if they say that they do, then they're not human.

I'm too busy leaving a plate of cookies

- Barney, this is nuts. - I'm doing just fine, thank you.