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That was before they found out I was going to be their new stepmother.
How did you get the almond to actually stick to the chicken?
- Probably with her husband. - Shit!
The girls are here.
Relevant.
Mmm! (Laughs)
No, no. I decided it's, it's not me any more.
Because that would be interesting,
Oh, geez, that's... That's because of me.
You don't have to go.
You wanna play the tough guy, huh? That's how you wanna do it?
What are you doing?
Well, let me refresh your memory.
If I'm going to this dinner, you're going. And Mom can't know about this.
So just, just let me go so that I can pee. Please.
Shit. I'd give my good knee for a cigarette.
I should wash these before we use them.
You placed an ad for an art teacher.
I personally prefer working in oils,
"Mal, don't marry Mitch!
- Help me, damn it. - I don't think I can...
into bow-ties sometimes? Do you know how she did that?
God, I thought you only did this at your house.
Come here.
I lost both of my virginities in this house. It's my house.
You're welcome, Coyote.