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Daddy obviously doesn't know what he's doing.
- Honey, you were upset. - Well, that's no excuse.
Ladies, how do I look?
But I guess it has.
There's no Twin Oaks to go back to. I sold it.
Then get the Millers across the street to tar and feather their lawn jockey.
Why, this singing thing doesn't make any sense!
What are you doing?
He sold our house and our land
And I never regretted that decision because I knew that someday,
and the most incredible blue eyes I had ever seen.
Well, I don't know what's gotten into you.
I'm sorry you had to witness this spectacle, ladies.
Well, now, if I'm gonna go out on the road and do this thing right,
into a chorus of "Them Old Cotton Fields Back Home"?
Anyway, it was the 50th anniversary celebration of the founding of our town
Well, then what is the surprise Daddy?
I didn't think I needed to.
Oh!
(doorbell
Play it safe. Stick with the curse.
I'm glad you did. I've been working on a new song and I want you to hear it.
Like the night hostess at Denny's.
I'm singing. That's my surprise.
(doorbell
- Hollingsworth? - Mm-hm.
I said I'd get it done and it's getting done. So lighten up.
Of course he is.
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