Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hi! Hello, I'm Jessi.

You can't do the splits.

First time seeing the ocean.

I ate a ton of cotton candy before noon and then had a major meltdown.

Oh, we will find out soon what your flavor is.

Let's just say, I grade on a curve.

Yeah. I like you. Would you let me sketch you?

I'm filled with all sorts of delightful observations.

That's why he's got a big cut on his tongue.

How many times do I have to tell you, it's hot that you're old!

[both] ...so immature, it's crazy!

Sounds like you pooped.

-[man] Chirp. -[kazoo plays]

Eighth grade! Look at us, growing up.

Miss Glaser, they're here for you.

Hey, sorry! Andrew, do you have to go to the bathroom?

a famous controversy.

Of course you're not. It's not a safe place for a dummy loser.

-I wanna talk to your manager! -I am the manager.

Yeah, I used to want to yum-yum on Nick's pelvic thumb--

Oof. When you say it like that...

I intentionally tripped a kid on the playground.

That's the new girl, Jessi, right?

Oh, you-- you-- you hated it?

Kitty Beaumont Bouchet, is that you?

I know it's not, like, PC to say, but I am enjoying dating younger women.

why would I go out for Munchkins when I got a doughnut machine at home?

-Stop, stop, stop! -Eighth-grade freaking boys!

You learn more in the real world than you ever could in a classroom.

You're basically the Coach Steve of this school.

Now let's go home

-Yeah, Big Mouth. -Okay.

Um, my homework.

I'm totally down to French kiss, Spanish fly,

Honestly, yes, but I'm so not into this.

♪ Oh, ooh, ooh! ♪

This is Andrew.

-It's a tiger and a desk. -[both] Oh, my God!

Aw, this sucks. All the girls in our grade are taken.

And consume his flesh like we were at a human steak bistro.

Why don't you tell us what you accomplished this summer?

And I was there teaching gymnastics.

Hey, Missy. Love the new look!