Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Welcome to the yacht club, baby! [cackles]
-Okay. -That means a decaffeinated.
-[Izzy] Wow. -Don't use that water fountain.
-Um... -Two sexual predators.
Sweetheart, I will hold you down and spit in your mouth
I think it's Paula Abdul.
Um, since we're talking raisins,
Population, four.
can you help me open my locker?
so they don't hear all the... [moans, slurps]
I may be a gopher, but I love the water.
I think the masked principal is Kathy Lee Gifford.
Ooohh. Ay-yay-yai! I'm also having an idea.
Why don't you follow my fat ass over to the sectional?
I know!
We love hanging out with older kids.
Wait! Did you accidentally bring your mom's dildo in for show and tell?
Andrew Kent. Yeah.
Eh, nope. What's new and popular?
[both] Emotionally crippling  a young woman. Jinx!
Also, is his hair, like, his skin?
And yeah, we're younger, but we're learning.
Oh, look, even Lump has a girlfriend.
[man] Orange County loves you!
Your tampon would shoot out like a Nerf dart.
-[Nick] They're gettable. -They're perfect!
Oh, Maury, it sure is good to be horny with you again.
-Elliot, I think we should go upstairs. -[CB static hisses]
-What? -Oh, look where we find ourselves.
or we lose all our funding! Here's a clue.
-Like, eat all the fish in the fish tank? -No!
Honestly, if I tell you, it won't be as funny.
-Do you guys have plans after school? -Um...
So, what did you badasses get into this summer? Dish!
Hey, 'sup? 'Sup?
-What's that now? -Just like I'm leaving behind
Oh, God.
-at one or two more. -Good call.
They drawed a bow on top of my head. So...
Well, fellas, this actually is not for you.
My foundation rescued 20 women who were going to be turned into glue.
Jay and Lola are dating now?
-Meesh! -What?
so we can commiserate about what a fucking cunt you are!
Whoa, Ali and Samira?
No, Andrew, for a classic eighth-grade make-out party.