Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And, um, a little tip. If you tell the lunch lady you're diabetic,
Think fast, Isaac!
["Changes" by Charles Bradley playing]
Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.
Just made my wife cum, over.
Hey, guys, we're here at Starbucks with our seventh-grade honeys!
-♪ Cafeteria Girls ♪ -[audience cheering]
-Dutch oven, fart in your mouth. -Misha!
What an idiot!
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Why'd you lie, Jessi?
There's no way she's gonna last.
Oh, I am intimately familiar.
Babe, it's gonna be fun.
-Fuck, yes! -Yes!
♪ And they're doling out laughs By the ladle ♪
how inverse variables might lay out here on the parabola?
-[teacher] Jessi? -I have.
♪ They got your midday blues on the run ♪
And you might get to see Alec Baldwin punch a hot dog vendor.
-[students laughing] -Okay, here I go.
You're six months younger than me. It's no big deal.
Now You Stopped The Scroll
Ah, this one's got a little head on her shoulders.
What's up, jerks?
-It's true, the voice isn't there. -Yeah.
Ladies, we'll be right back.
-Hey, guys. -Ahoy, boys.
Look at this. "Preparing young women for excellence."
in the Guinness Book of World Records?
Misha, what are you doing with your fingers?
Holy shit.
Totally, yeah. That's true.
-[gasps] -[chuckles] Oh, my God.
I'm Michael Angelo, by the way.
I was thinking maybe we could, like, go get some coffee, or...
On my lap? On my head?
You know, I was just reading that raisins are dried grapes.
Oh, wait, did you jack off to the long-fingernails guy
Oh, thanks so much.