Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ And they're doling out laughs By the ladle ♪
-Fuck, yes! -Yes!
There's no way she's gonna last.
-♪ Cafeteria Girls ♪ -[audience cheering]
I'm Michael Angelo, by the way.
-Hey, guys. -Ahoy, boys.
Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.
Misha, what are you doing with your fingers?
in the Guinness Book of World Records?
And you might get to see Alec Baldwin punch a hot dog vendor.
What's up, jerks?
Totally, yeah. That's true.
Look at this. "Preparing young women for excellence."
Oh, thanks so much.
Holy shit.
-It's true, the voice isn't there. -Yeah.
I was thinking maybe we could, like, go get some coffee, or...
["Changes" by Charles Bradley playing]
And, um, a little tip. If you tell the lunch lady you're diabetic,
You're six months younger than me. It's no big deal.
What an idiot!
-[students laughing] -Okay, here I go.
-[teacher] Jessi? -I have.
Think fast, Isaac!
On my lap? On my head?
♪ They got your midday blues on the run ♪
Oh, wait, did you jack off to the long-fingernails guy
You know, I was just reading that raisins are dried grapes.
Babe, it's gonna be fun.
Just made my wife cum, over.
-Dutch oven, fart in your mouth. -Misha!
Ladies, we'll be right back.
-[gasps] -[chuckles] Oh, my God.
Hey, guys, we're here at Starbucks with our seventh-grade honeys!
Ah, this one's got a little head on her shoulders.
Oh, I am intimately familiar.
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Why'd you lie, Jessi?
Now You Stopped The Scroll
how inverse variables might lay out here on the parabola?