Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-What? -Bad girl.

♪ They're saving you a seat at the table ♪

I don't know. It's just a new school, I guess.

What do you think, is an old baby-food jar full of olive oil

Look at those little seventh-grade gold diggers

Yeah, but, you know, like,

Obviously this is your first time in the caf, right?

-[man] Fathouse. -[ticking]

Of course, this boy is hot!

-[both chuckle] -You guys know each other?

I did some light Alzheimer's research at the CDC,

[chuckles] Yeah! I mean, that sounds great,

and watch them break down a farmers market?

Great. Then why don't you come on up to the smartboard

Wait, babe, was spitting in that kid's mouth what got you held back?

-No. -You can't lie your way

Well, then, perhaps we should all go to my house tomorrow after school.

[gasps, groans]

Of course! Your father once gave me an orgasm through a window.

I'm really dumb!

Jay, I'm not gonna tell you.

-It's a date. -Or whatever.

-Okay, bye! -If you wanna.

Uh, so Samira and I are a couple now, and we have "sleepovers"! [laughs]

Wanna walk down to Union Square

Breaker, breaker, one nine. We've got a southbound climax

Yeah, I bet it was. Did he fucking die?

America runs on Skumpy.

-Ma'am, this is a free drink. -Are you joking me right now?

But it's okay, I love you, baby. I can stay for math.

-[Nick] Seventh-graders. -[Andrew] Right.

And a stress zit on your upper lip.

Turn the lights on, Bobby!

-[Misha chuckles] -[laughs] Okay. Um, hey, Andrew,

That is a good question, and I thank you.

[audience laughs]

Yeah, you like that?

'Cause you're getting an eyeline on that dick.

Do you like her?

I don't know. I guess I really do think

out of this one, moron.