Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it feels, like, bad to be the oldest in our grade!
Well, we went from being Jay and Lola to the obvious couple nickname...
-Oh, my God. Misha likes sticky. -Shut up.
Nick and Andrew and their seventh-grade snacks.
[chuckles] Your show?
And I'm a little shorter than her.
Uh-uh-uh. Before you guess, think about who'd be willing to actually do this.
India Jessica Parker, hi.
I'm okay with switching if you are.
-What's, uh, with the jacket? -You like it?
But I just don't feel like passing the so-called day
Imagine two things that could never have sex with each other in real life.
-Wow. -You just gotta find her special spot. Ow!
Tito Taylor Thomas, as I live and breathe!
Okay. Oh, my God. [snorts, inhales]
My sick grandmother looks like a raisin.
or when, you know, eighth-graders are with seventh-graders.
-I fucking lied to you. -[audience booing]
Oh! Look at my grown-up city girl in her little blazer
Because I'm older than I normally should be.
My fuck blazer is ruined!
I'm a normal seventh-grade girl.
And Izzy's kind of annoying.
Yep, that's why we switched.
[man laughs] "Good at Bizness."
Boy, it is beautiful.
-[Jessi sobs] I'm not crying. -If you don't know the answer, it's okay.
and replay all the embarrassing things that happened at school.
And other stuff we're too shy to mention.
The same way we choose everything. [hums fanfare]
with my old lady tomorrow.
He's "Professor Boyfriend" now.
First of all, I want that on a T-shirt yesterday.
I can't remember the last time I did that.
You know exactly what to say.
-♪ Kissing's off the menu ♪ -[audience applauding]
You probably think I'm as old as Father Time!
-What? -Uh, Cafeteria Girls.
Yeah, that's what couples do in eighth grade,
-Actually, no. -The man at Goodwill said