Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and replay all the embarrassing things that happened at school.
Imagine two things that could never have sex with each other in real life.
Nick and Andrew and their seventh-grade snacks.
Because I'm older than I normally should be.
You probably think I'm as old as Father Time!
I can't remember the last time I did that.
But I just don't feel like passing the so-called day
Okay. Oh, my God. [snorts, inhales]
with my old lady tomorrow.
-What's, uh, with the jacket? -You like it?
My sick grandmother looks like a raisin.
[chuckles] Your show?
or when, you know, eighth-graders are with seventh-graders.
And I'm a little shorter than her.
Well, we went from being Jay and Lola to the obvious couple nickname...
Tito Taylor Thomas, as I live and breathe!
And other stuff we're too shy to mention.
India Jessica Parker, hi.
You know exactly what to say.
My fuck blazer is ruined!
-♪ Kissing's off the menu ♪ -[audience applauding]
The same way we choose everything. [hums fanfare]
-I fucking lied to you. -[audience booing]
Yep, that's why we switched.
Yeah, that's what couples do in eighth grade,
I'm okay with switching if you are.
-Wow. -You just gotta find her special spot. Ow!
Oh! Look at my grown-up city girl in her little blazer
He's "Professor Boyfriend" now.
-Oh, my God. Misha likes sticky. -Shut up.
Boy, it is beautiful.
Uh-uh-uh. Before you guess, think about who'd be willing to actually do this.
it feels, like, bad to be the oldest in our grade!
-[Jessi sobs] I'm not crying. -If you don't know the answer, it's okay.
[man laughs] "Good at Bizness."
First of all, I want that on a T-shirt yesterday.
-What? -Uh, Cafeteria Girls.
I'm a normal seventh-grade girl.
-Actually, no. -The man at Goodwill said
And Izzy's kind of annoying.