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I mean, switch?
[chuckles] Yeah. ♪ Your breath smells like tuna fish ♪
-in the margins. -Andrew!
-You mean turtle? -[chuckles]
Yeah, it's fucking fantastic.
♪ Cafeteria Girls Life is their tray-hey-hey! ♪
Are you Suge Knight?
All right. Hey, Gary, come over here.
Her parents watch John Wick every night,
I guess we have to start treating girls like they're the stars of their own show.
-Oh! I hit the pointy bone! -[Izzy] My God, are you okay?
♪ This is really happening, Lord ♪
-No, I, um... -Relax.
Um, Mr. Doheny, I think the refugee gymnast girl is crying.
And the tall one's gonna write a song about Nick.
-So Leo DiCaprio and Lukas Haas rules? -Oh, classic Pussy Posse.
You guys are literally on our show.
If you know what I mean.
Oh, my God, time to kiss the doughnuts!
Yeah, we'll go to Starbucks, get a freezing-cold scone,
Hello, Misha. Make room.
Lo-Jay.
And in a pointless twist, we've got a new masked principal.
-Are you serious? -Yeah.
The corner of this couch is looking pretty good.
Exactly. So it's like--
[audience cheering]
-Shut up! -You shut up!
What the fuck is this?
-[both laugh] -[Jessi groans]
No. [sighs]
Nick, what about seventh-grade girls?
-all those lies. -Yeah.
'Cause I don't wanna stay up all night eating napkins.
-Where are the brakes? -[screams]
Don't call me "ma'am." I'm not an old lady!
And you know what?
to be working together again.
Jay, I was hoping this would never come up,
For our honeymoon, my parents sent us to Rye Playland.
I'm gonna lick the breakfast out of your molars.
I just can't stop comparing and--
But it was hilarious.
Okay, yeah, I'm definitely not going in there.
I really like Misha.
-Waa! Waa! -Okay, I gotta get to class.
Just leave me alone, 'cause if I speak right now, I'm gonna yell at you.
[laughing] That is so fucking hilarious!