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-[squishing] -[Nick mumbles] Uh...
-Yeah, we are. -Hell, yeah.
-No, Jay, it was way funnier than that! -Ugh!
'Sup? I mean, bye.
Rest in pussy, boys.
I'm riding a wave of my own discharge!
And you're lying to everyone, and so you're going to have to remember
-What is Misha again? -Shit, I don't know, short?
Um, that's awesome, and I could read them.
Greer Conway-Kleenex, hello.
[man] Eve, I love you!
Oh, my God, don't call me old!
Remember Van Gogh?
Wow, I'm beginning to think we're not the center of the universe.
It's uncalled for.
-[bell rings] -All right, this is the main hall.
Ahh. Smell all that floor cleanser.
And a metal spike pierced his skull
One full orgasm before you even kiss her.
Hmm. Yes, for "office hours."
I also won the New York City Marathon
-[audience laughs] -School's out, dorks!
Babe, just the sound of your voice makes me horny.
I've been beating them off with a stick ever since I got this flavor saver.
-No, you do not! -I don't know if I do.
Mmm! And you can see her yummy tummy.
and get to know each other a little better.
Oh, my God.
Uh, a cup of water and six Splendas for "Lo-Jay."
But her talent lies with songwriting.
Despairing, I know! We should stop.
We know everyone can see us.
Will you please tell me why you got held back?
-But I will. -Good girl. [purrs]
I just wanna say for the record, I put in a tampon this summer.
-Wait-- -Two sexy predators.