Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nobody cares about your escapades with your bitches.

School policy, no headphones on campus unless you're using Rosetta Stone.

I love you, too.

so that I could move up to a management position.

that I snuck into a little place called America.

It's the best Mexican here in the A.

Focus! Let's go! Let's go!

Maybe you could do a favor for an old friend.

You teach Special Ed?

Carnitas? You like carnitas? There you go, girl.

I live with my mom.

What's the circumference of that pizza?

Stewart, you were sayin' "Teddy"?

Would you like a tuck-in?

You should be studying. What the hell?

I couldn't get Bobby Flay to buy that beast.

You embarrass me in front of... Gotta be kidding me.

Give me the answer! Say it!

Or do you wanna teach the rest of the class for the night?

Maybe we expand, franchise even. Yes. Yeah.

They call me Big Mac.

at the scene of the crime.

You would not believe.

Well, actually, these chairs have a very interesting story.

Oh, it is. Yeah.

You're next. Yes, you.

And that's different.

Drive your car.

Dude, Lisa's the best thing that ever happened to me.

is gonna share the word about your precious poultry with the world.

He took the money and ran off to Florida.

You need to get your shit together.

We're gonna catch the door, and then we're gonna enter quietly.

You don't even wanna be here, Teddy!

And my rib, my Cleopatra, my queen, my bottom bitch,

Mid-century, modern, kind of rounded.

Hello, Veronica. How was your shift?

You sure he's not just dumb?

Thank you, NO THANK YOU

You take that test

And the other night, when I got my revenge,

If I don't get my GED, he's gonna drop out of high school.

My suspicions were right, and you, my friend, are dyslexic.

Thanks for catching me. Of course. Are you all right?

Do you hear me, Mac? You're gonna hide this body.

I mean, like, really weird sex.

- Gotta work... - Hey, yo!

You've got that little eco-friendly vibe going.

- He actually said that. - Ooh!

See, class, Teddy went to Cactus House to try to win me over.

Oh, I've been here the whole time.

I don't like men that cheat.

For years, I've been pretending to be somebody else.

I'm so happy for you.

I'll situate everything in here, and I'll get you home.

We should let some steam off. Why don't we go to the prom?

It was terrible, man! Terrible!

Pretend I'm on VH1 or something like that.

No, no, no. Nitrogen.

That's true! Luis is hot tonight!

You know, I liked you at first.

She's the best one at math. 15-squared. Wait, no.

You obviously not good at it. That's why you in jail.

Ooh. It's gonna be a long semester.

so I took it upon myself

And now, a pop quiz

And this isn't a ring.

Oh, my God! You need to get drunk!

I'm working out. I'm trying to shed some lb's.

Good morning, ladies.

I bet that hurt your throat.

Proud of you, kiddo. Proud of you, kiddo!

I thought this was gonna be fun.

Okay. What the fuck, Stewart?

Oh, shit. What? That's racist, man.

Management, here I come, baby!

- You should! - Yes!

Not on Jay's watch.

Okay, when I went to school here, that's how we got out of school,

that was willing to stay behind to help me.

My name is Teddy, and I am here to make your barbecue dreams come true.

I don't know the first thing about teaching biology.

Carry on, Carrie.

What? This woman is a brick wall.

We had good times, didn't we?

I'm sorry, it's kind of hard to hear you. There's a baby in the background.

I got it covered.

Oh, no. Randy wouldn't let me.

She like a Chinese boy at school.

Hush. Baby, I said be quiet.

so I can afford such luxuries as rent and antibiotics

And I take the bus.

In fact, it's the complete opposite.

we are all praying together right now

Now, this suit you got on is dumb as hell.

What? What does that even mean?

Used to work $$$

- Yes! Yes! - Yeah. She ready!

I wish I had you in my teeth.

You help me, I help you.

You know, why don't you just...

"Pythigorinian."

Good. I've been in an accident.

But if you let me explain... No.

Me up here, I don't have time. I don't have time.

and I'm gonna need your support.

I’m blessed I’m so blessed

And it turned out great for both of us.

You was like, "We gonna get it lit up in here. This meeting lit."

- What? - Thank you, Jaylen.

But as magical as these moments that we've been having may be...

I think that we're all gettin' off track.

It was prophecy.

and do that other stuff.

God, I'm having the worst night!

Right now, I work at a fast food restaurant called Christian Chicken

It is a business expense, but, Lis,

What do you think? Oh...

Goin' from cappin' bottles to hypotenuses and all that,

Well, okay, Luis. I'm right there with you.

There was one time where the condom popped 'cause I put my balls inside the...

But you can't go there.

minus the three feet that you can jump.