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and then that was going very well
I mean, she fell asleep.
He said he could sell me a high-end stereo system for $50.
# That might be quite nice #
Good night.
- Oh you are? - Yeah.
No. Nope.
DO LIKE HAVING NICE CONVERSATIONS?
- Yeah. - Hand on her breast.
He's mad I tell you!
- Yeah, but you're walking really... - It's gonna be dangerous.
Well, you can... you can have a cup of tea
'Cause you think I'm just gonna ride out of this town
In fact, if you can take two boxes each...
Um, Lisa?
- Yeah. - You've gotta break out of that.
# I just wouldn't get anything done #
I'll take your heart with me?
You're still getting that sound system, right?
Yeah. - Hot bod, gross face.
# But it's very nice #
Um, I'd like a croissant, please.
So then, maybe we should go out tonight?
Yeah, good, was it?
Be more subtle about it.
# Un deux trois quatre #
- # O˘ est le livre? # - # A la bibliothËque #
Could I just... could I just sleep next to you?
I don't want her to think that I'm easy.
Well, this is my place, so...
It was a great evening. I had a really good time.
didn't end up going to Iraq.
# You can take me out to dinner #
He needs to know this.
What do I have to do?
What are you talking about?
but yeah, they're still getting out there, aren't they?
Things'll work out.
...Lisa. - Feeling Lisa's breast then, probably.
They treat you badly and you get into a cycle of that.
Just um...
Yeah well, she's got two jobs.
Did you want to buy sawdust, though?
when I should be talking to Lisa.